woOdy X buZZliGhTbEeR [CONCLUDED]

Y i k e s

The following had nothing to do w/ previous chapters, I'm bored and it's 3 am so what else do u expect

Woodi was wel hidin in the closet cuz he gae his leg hurted alot
"Burzzzz I'm bord" he calld out
The clost door openeded and it was burx who opens it
"Same me too" he talked out
"Well waht do wii do?" Woddi assked
"Idk" burz srhugged
Suddenly that pig dood came and gsaped
"Look! Woodi and burx ar in the closrt, they muts b gae!!!!!!!!1!!!"
Woodi blushed allot cuz he was gae butt he didnt's whantt any1 2 knoe since it was vv sinful
He lokked ovr at burz who sudenlly had a rainbown flog on his manly chest of hottitude
"Nyes I am vv gae........"
Woodis hart leaped

"Gae 4 teerex"

Fuck.

In the distence rexx was listening cuz he had big ass cauliflower looking ears
He gsaped and ran over cauzinf earthquakes w/ evry stepp
"LooSe sOMe wEiGhT iF uR goNNa rUn" screeched that pig dude who hoarded money in his asshole

Tea Rex was alreddy ther tho
"Ur gae 4 me???,!!1?"
"Yus" buez blooshed
Wopdi wanted 2 leaf and kill himself but his legs were fuking broked
"That's grate cuz I'm so vv gae 4 u!" Reeeexz flurtterd his eyelash lids
Burz did a pro pose, littarly it was ligitness then he pulld out a ring and proposed to rexz
"Mar e me dino boi"
"I would but alas"
"What alas"
"I'm already marreeed"
"TO wHOmSt?!?!?!?????!!?!?"
"To boe peep"
Everboddy gsaped

....

Bow pip was ded tho

"What happnd to my exe???" Woddi askeded
"My enormous pp killd her n hre sheep"
Everboddy noddeded I'm understandment
Greedy money asshole pig left to cok sum bacon adn every1 faggort that wopdi was in the clost so tree Rex and burZ banged antul Bonnie fuck llama came and sold theM all to a hospital waiting room, wherre burz and Rex contunued to bang n gave everybodie aids,

Wood died gae an alone

The end UwU