Lonely days- alex siegel
Ben; I needs a manz
Bev; ???
Ben; well whose gonna protect me from demons
Bev; Did you watch a movie with bill again? Bill is an idiot.
Ben; hey, we agreed on it together
Bev; you know you're not supposed to watch scary movies!
Ben; I thought I could handle this one
Bev; do you want me to come over?
Ben; I mean if you wanna..
Bev; shut up, I'm on my way.
Ben; yay! I love you
Bev; yeah yeah.
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Mike; frick!
Stan; baby, language!
Mike; sorry. I'm just so mad
Stan; what's wrong?
Mike; Richie's a hecking douche that's what's wrong
Stan; what did he do this time
Mike; he was texting another guy when he was hanging out with Bev.
Stan; what? Richje would never do that
Mike; well he did
Stan; no he wouldn't do that
Mike; maybe he's having another episode
Stan; he's not. He's been taking his medicine
Mike; yeah but maybe he stopped
Stan; he didn't! And Richie is literally obsessed with Eddie
Mike; well he needs to fix it
Stan; I'll talk to him
Mike; ok
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Stan; fucking dipshit
Richie; what did I do
Stan; are you cheating on Eddie?
Richie; what? Hell fucking no!
Stan; dead ass?
Richie; yes dead ass! Why would I cheat on Eddie? I fucking love him more than I love dick
Stan; then who have you been texting
Richie; are you talking about Evan? How do you know about Evan?
Stan; I have my sources
Richie; I'm not cheating on eds.
Richie; I'm buying a dog from Evan for Eddie
Stan; I knew you weren't cheating on Eddie
Stan; that's so cute
Richie; yeah, you'll soon meet Richie jr
Stan; rename him
Richie; Eds is gonna name him
Stan; good.
Richie; now if you'll excuse me, I have to sext bill to sext Eddie
Stan; why don't you just sext Eddie
Richie; he's at work.
Stan; well if bill is gonna text it to Eddie anyway why don't you just do it
Richie; good point but I don't want him to get into trouble
Stan; lol ok
Richie; OoOUoO yeAhh
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Richje; I'm gonna fuck you so hard when you come home
Bill; excuse me
Richie; tell eds I said that
Bill; you tell him yourself
Richie; please big bill! I'll suck your dick if you tell him
Bill; no!
Richie; pleaseeee
Bill; you're a freak
Richie; a freak on the streets and even freakier in the sheets am I right boys
Bill; I don't know what I was expecting
Richie; also when you send that to Eddie, can you send him this picture
Richie; *sent picture*
Bill; why
Bill; why are you like this
Richie; you don't have to tell him the message is from me, he'll know. He has this dick memorized
Bill; I'm gagging
Richie; but I'm no where near your mouth.
Bill; ew bye.
Richie; k bye. Tell me what Eddie says!
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}