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Lonely days- alex siegel



Ben; I needs a manz

Bev; ???

Ben; well whose gonna protect me from demons

Bev; Did you watch a movie with bill again? Bill is an idiot.

Ben; hey, we agreed on it together

Bev; you know you're not supposed to watch scary movies!

Ben; I thought I could handle this one

Bev; do you want me to come over?

Ben; I mean if you wanna..

Bev; shut up, I'm on my way.

Ben; yay! I love you

Bev; yeah yeah.

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Mike; frick!

Stan; baby, language!

Mike; sorry. I'm just so mad

Stan; what's wrong?

Mike; Richie's a hecking douche that's what's wrong

Stan; what did he do this time

Mike; he was texting another guy when he was hanging out with Bev.

Stan; what? Richje would never do that

Mike; well he did

Stan; no he wouldn't do that

Mike; maybe he's having another episode

Stan; he's not. He's been taking his medicine

Mike; yeah but maybe he stopped

Stan; he didn't! And Richie is literally obsessed with Eddie

Mike; well he needs to fix it

Stan; I'll talk to him

Mike; ok

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Stan; fucking dipshit

Richie; what did I do

Stan; are you cheating on Eddie?

Richie; what? Hell fucking no!

Stan; dead ass?

Richie; yes dead ass! Why would I cheat on Eddie? I fucking love him more than I love dick

Stan; then who have you been texting

Richie; are you talking about Evan? How do you know about Evan?

Stan; I have my sources

Richie; I'm not cheating on eds.

Richie; I'm buying a dog from Evan for Eddie

Stan; I knew you weren't cheating on Eddie

Stan; that's so cute

Richie; yeah, you'll soon meet Richie jr

Stan; rename him

Richie; Eds is gonna name him

Stan; good.

Richie; now if you'll excuse me, I have to sext bill to sext Eddie

Stan; why don't you just sext Eddie

Richie; he's at work.

Stan; well if bill is gonna text it to Eddie anyway why don't you just do it

Richie; good point but I don't want him to get into trouble

Stan; lol ok

Richie; OoOUoO yeAhh

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Richje; I'm gonna fuck you so hard when you come home

Bill; excuse me

Richie; tell eds I said that

Bill; you tell him yourself

Richie; please big bill! I'll suck your dick if you tell him

Bill; no!

Richie; pleaseeee

Bill; you're a freak

Richie; a freak on the streets and even freakier in the sheets am I right boys

Bill; I don't know what I was expecting

Richie; also when you send that to Eddie, can you send him this picture

Richie; *sent picture*

Bill; why

Bill; why are you like this

Richie; you don't have to tell him the message is from me, he'll know. He has this dick memorized

Bill; I'm gagging

Richie; but I'm no where near your mouth.

Bill; ew bye.

Richie; k bye. Tell me what Eddie says!

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