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Valedictorian 33

Garden- sza

I only had 30 minuets to write this so if it's bad I'm sorry

-Thursday after school-

Eddie; Richie!!!!

Eddie; I AMMM SOOO BORED

Eddie; if you don't come over right now I'm gonna fucking shoot my leg

Eddie; where are youuuuu

Richie; hoe I'm in detention

Eddie; WHATTT WHYY!?

Richie; I made a "very inappropriate joke" and was writing "very inappropriate things on people"

Eddie; what did you write on people?

Richie; well at lunch I offered to give people fake tats

Richie; and there was a line of like 7 people and they each got a unique tattoo

Eddie; mmhm

Richie; and so on sarah I wrote on her inner thigh, you know near her vagina, cause that's just how it be sometimes.

Eddie; what did you write?

Richie; lesbian sex with an arrow.

Richie; truly a work of art if I do say so myself.

Eddie; omg

Richie; and on Kyle I wrote on his arm
Intercourse

Richie; truly inspiring

Eddie; and who else

Richie; on stan. I'm honestly surprised he let me do this. He hates when people write on him

Richie; omg Stan's gone ill!

Richie; I wrote just above his ass fuck me mike! With an arrow pointing to his ass.

Richie; truly a masterpiece

Eddie; and how did you get in trouble?

Richie; well I was telling a that's what she said joke and my teacher did not like it.

Richie; I won't repeat it for your virgin ears

Eddie; who says I'm a virgin?

Richie; you.

Eddie; welp

Richie; hahaha

Eddie; when you get out of detention will you come over?

Richie; what about your mom?

Eddie; I'll say I needed help with English

Richie; I am doth good at putting words on things ;)

Richie; want me to give you a tattoo???

Eddie; what would it say?

Richie; daddy's boy or something like that

Eddie; no thanks:)

Richie; you're no fun spaghedward

Eddie; it's no fair your name doesn't go with anything