pretty girls- michael seyer
HOES INFINITY WAR GOT ME SOBBING
Richie is typing...
Richie; it's not Eddie
Bill; then who?
Stan; well then who is it?
Bev; ^
Richie; it's my mom.
Bill; what is your mom doing there?
Richie; I gotta go guys
Bev; oh my goodness
Stan; update us, ok?
Richie; yeah, will do.
-Eddie to Richie-
Eddie; dude I'm really sorry.
Eddie; I didn't know
Eddie; I wasn't even thinking that anyone I knew Is gay.
Eddie; all i was thinking was I that needed to be mean and make those jokes because I didn't want anyone thinking that I was gay
Eddie; will you answer please?!
Richie; can't talk right now.
Eddie; oh thank fuck!
Eddie; I'm really sorry
Richie; dude shut the fuck up. I can't talk right now
Eddie; ok. Sorry.
-Eddie to Stan, Bev, and Mike-
Eddie; fuck guys what the hell
Mike ; what's this about?
Stan; well maybe if u weren't an ass he would have told u sooner
Bev; is this about the Richie thing?
Mike; wtf he knows
Eddie; YES I FUCKING KNKW
Mike; geez sorry
Stan; don't be homophobic next time
Eddie; bitch I'm not homophobic
Mike; but... Stan says u are
Bev; let's just all calm down
Stan; that's cause he is
Eddie; I am not
Stan; prove it
Eddie; how?
Stan; idk.
Eddie; I already apologized to Richie
Eddie; I said things that I regret.
Eddie; also Richie said someone else in our group is gay
Bev; ooo who?
Eddie; idk he didn't tell me
Stan; well how does he know?
Eddie; he said he read one of their texts
Mike; man, I thought it would be a gaydar thing
Eddie; lol
Stan; stop trying to change the subject
Eddie; I'm just really sorry guys.
Mike; it's okay
Bev; sweetie
Stan; fuck, guys, it's not "okay"
Stan; he was a dick, insensitive, and didn't even realize he was doing it
Stan; I'm sorry Eddie but what u said wasn't okay
Eddie; well how do I fix things?
Eddie; tell me how to make it better
Stan; I don't know.
Bev; just give it some time Eddie
Mike; yeah. Some time.
Eddie; fine.
-Richie to Stan, Bev, and Bill-
Richie; so, my moms moving back
Bill; are you okay?
Richie; yeah, she said she is sober and got a job here
Bev; so she is staying?
Richie; I Guess she is
Stan; what does your dad think of this
Bill; do u want someone to come over
Richie; my dad doesn't know, she said she wanted to tell him
Richie; no, I'm good, thanks.
Bev; I'll kill her
Richie; wtf
Bev; if she hurts you again, I'll kill her
Stan; woah there babe, calm down
Bill; babe?
Richie; babe?
Bev; BABE?
Stan; woah. Don't attacc
Richie; anyway, im fine guys.
Richie; I gotta call Eddie now
Bev; okay
Stan; really?
Stan; why do u need to call him?
Bill; stan, calm down
Richie; because he deserves to know my mom is back.
Stan; but he is a dick
Richie; that may be true, but he is still our friend.
Bev; stan, eddie needs to know.
Bill; ^
Stan; fine.
Richie; I'll text you guys later.
Bill; yeah, bye.
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}
