Peach Pit- Peach Pit
Bill; so..
Mike; yeah..
Ben; this is awkward..
Bev; bill I'm pissed at you rn
Bill; I thought they knew
Stan; well I convinced Richie not to tell anyone else
Mike; wait- this means—
Ben; which one of us called it?
Mike; I think it was me
Ben; stan!!! Are you gay too???
Stan; no, lol.
Ben; liez
Stan; why did you ask?
Mike; cause he thought you were... lol
Ben; and then I said "wait what if Stan and Richie are dating"
Mike; it was a whole thing, you had to have been there
Bill; I'm so confused. Why didn't richie tell them
Bill; does Eddie know too?
Bev; no, dipshit. Remember we agreed not to tell Eddie
Ben; why aren't we telling Eddie?
Mike; omgggg does Richie like Eddie!?!?!
Stan; no, he's going on a date with some college guy later
Bev; what?!
Bill; stan thinks Eddie is homophobic
Stan; well now, I have proof. Cause Richie told me him and Eddie were talking and they were "swapping secrets"
Stan; and eddies was talking about Henry and Patrick in exchange for his thing
Stan; but then Eddie made a disgusting and rude comment about Henry and Patrick and Richie said yup nvrmnd
Bill; aww but they are best friends
Stan; Richie said he was bumped down to 3rd best
Bev; what?! Whose number two now???
Stan; you, I think
Ben; woah
Mike; wait, who is he dating,
Stan; idk, all I know is that the dude is like 22
Bev; wtf
Bill; gurlllll
Mike; I got tinder just to see like, who was around me, and for fun
Ben; oh wow
Bev; did u swipe right on me ;)
Mike; you have a tinder!?!?
Bev; lol no
Mike; well every time I matched with someone and they'd message me I would use different personalities
Stan; wow
Ben; how many people hated you?
Mike; all of them
Bev; hahahahaha
Bill; rip you buddy
Stan; that's great
Mike; yeah. But the one where I was being weird as heck the person I was talkin too was super nice and kept laughing at my awful jokes.
Bev; cute
Ben; what was her name
Mike; his name was Nathan
Stan; oh my goodness
Mike; and he was hot too
Bill; why do I ship it?
Mike; but there was a girl I was talking too and she was like"I'm looking for a sugar daddy"
Ben; Oof
Mike; and I said "well then your looking in the right direction"
Bill; hahaha
Bev; wtf what did she say
Mike; she was being hecking gross so I was being hecking gross, honestly you don't want me to tell you
Stan; oh my goodness hahah
Bill; ded
Ben; gotta blast, cause, like, I'm tired asf
Bev; can relate, much same
Mike; nighty night
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RandomEddie; well, now I feel bad Richie; why is that? Eddie; cause I'm not gay. Richie; oh. {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #20}