Miraculous

Guitar Villian

Tala: It's time for Guitar Villian. But before we start please welcome our special guests.

Jagged Stone: Where are we? Last I remember we were in Paris doing a concert at the Eiffel tower and now we are here. So where are we?!

Tala: Jagged Stone, please calm down and I will explain everything to you. (Jagged Stone takes a deep breath and he relaxes) You are in a theater room in Cair Paravel and you are going to be watching your life on the screen. The episode that is going on is when you were akumatized by Hawkmoth.

Jagged Stone: Alright. Bob, do you see that lady at the front? The one with the blue hair?

Bob: Yes, I see her. What about her?

Jagged Stone: She's the one who designed these sunglasses with the little Eiffel towers on the sides for me. She's really talented.

Penny: She is. (Mumbling) She also designed the cover of your newest album. (Regular voice) She also helps cheer me up when I'm either feeling stressed, upset or sad. It also looks like that she's royalty.

[ Theme Song ]

Scene: Le Grand Paris. Jagged Stone is performing a song on his guitar for Bob Roth and Penny Rolling.

Jagged Stone: (singing) Mah Miraculous!
(Penny applauds while Bob watches with crossed arms)
Jagged: (to Bob) So, what do you think of the first single off my next album? Can you feel it, Bob? Isn't it killer?
Bob: Not bad, Jagged, not bad. But if you really want to be making something killer, let's talk about this duet with Mr. XY.
Jagged: No way. He's not a rocker, he's a baby! I bet he doesn't even shave yet.
Bob: Well, this "baby" just pushed you out of the number one sales spot.
Jagged: And? Doesn't make him a true musician like me. Penny thinks everything I'm doing's rock star material. She thinks I'm killer.
Bob: Penny might be your agent, but I'm your real boss. Listen. Bottom line is that Bob Roth Records cannot afford to be number two in sales! Or rep a number two rock star! Get real, Jagged! You're going to have to modernize your music. Change the way you look. Get a whole new style!
Jagged: You want to talk about real? I'm a genuine rock 'n' roller, Bob, not some pop star in diapers. I'm a real artist. Real talent! Even my hair is real. And that's what people love about me. (to Fang) Isn't that right, Fang? Yeah. (turning back to Bob) And the artwork you came up with for my album is a waste of my time! Seriously, Bob, what is this trash? It looks like a perfume ad!
Bob: (pointing a finger at Jagged's chest) And that's what people want these days!
Jagged: Well, I don't. My album covers are raw to the bone, exuding the smell of sweat and leather!
Bob: You do know, don't you, that if your next album doesn't rate #1 on the charts, it'll be the last one you ever do with Bob Roth records.
Jagged: I'd rather put out nothing at all than sing some pathetic duet with a baby-faced nobody.
Penny: Bob, Jagged and I had an idea. Its concept is modern, but it also respects Jagged's own...rugged style.
Jagged: (takes off glasses and shows them to Bob) The schoolgirl who made these glasses has some real talent. She totally gets my style. She's going to design the cover of my new album.
Bob: A schoolgirl?
Penny: See? That's just it. She's the same age as the target audience. (holds out a piece of paper) Here's her address.
Bob: (folds arms and growls)
(Fang growls in return)
Bob: (jumps away from Fang in alarm, takes the piece of paper, and begins to leave the room)Okay! But just think about that duet with Mr. XY.
Jagged: Find that girl, Bob!