Blood Gulch
To the Reds hunting down Wade and Caboose in their jeep. The pair are currently hiding behind a tree.
Simmons: (Yells) Hey Caboooose, Waaaadde.
Grif: (Yells) Come out guys!
Leo: Were not killing Wade and Caboose, guys!
Simmons: There blue Leo, the enemy! Come out guys so, I can shoot you ya fucksticks!
Grif: Where did they go?
Sarge: I don't see them. Wade! Caboose!
Leo: Just keep hiding, guys!
Simmons: Come out guys, all we wanna do is shoot you two!
Wade: (Whispers) Don't listen those two, Caboose.
Caboose: (Whispers) It's a trick!
The Warthog's radio starts picking up the Blues radio.
Tex: (Over radio) This is Freelancer Tex broadcasting on an open channel.
Church: (over radio) This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.
Leo: Why are the blues on the Radio?
Simmons: Who knows? (Radio turns on) Hey Blues, shut the fuck up, get off our radios and quit running our batteries down!
O'Malley shoots in to Simmons' open radio frequency.
O'Malley: Do it now, or I will kill every last one of you! And then everyone else here as well! Just to prove a point! Mahahahahahahaha!
Grif: Whoa Simmons, hey. Don't you think that was a little over the top?
O'Malley: Suck it you fool!
Leo: Simmons, just calm down!
O'Malley: Calm down!? Maybe, YOU should calm down!
Sarge: And what's wrong with your voice?
O'Malley: Nothing. Why does something have to be wrong with my voice? Maybe something's wrong with your voice. Ever think about that, cocksucker?
Grif: Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?
Simmons: I mean cocksucker, sir!
O'Malley: Muahaha, hahaha.
Leo: I've got a bad feeling about this.
To the Blues, and Tex executing the last Wyoming.
Church: This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.
Tex: What are you doing?
Church: I'm making you harder to find. Tucker! Turn on your radio!
Tucker: Fuhuck that! If O'Malley gets me he'll get the sword.
Church: Attention all Blues! Turn on your radio and start broadcasting right now!
Caboose: (Over radio) Okay, I'm on the radio too now! This is fun! What do you want to talk about?
Wade: (Over radio) Why are we all going on the radios?
Church: Well, he can't find you now, Tex.
Tex: Don't get involved Church. Omega wants me, he can have me.
Church: Why, so you can kidnap Tucker's kid? And enslave an entire race?
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Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC
AdventureRvB Season 5, join the reds and blues as mystery's are revealed, old enemies return, secrets are spilled and hearts are shattered. The OC Leo is Owned by Me. Red vs Blue is Owned by "Rooster Teeth" The OC Wade is Owned by @DeadMC55
