Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC

Rvb S5 E19 "The Wrong Crowd"

Underground Cavern
Into the underground cave with the reds.

Sarge: And then Donut will use all our grenades to bombard the base, while we move forward in an advanced cover-fire formation.

Grif: Got it. And nobody hurts Sister. That's my job.

Leo: Will try our best Grif.

Simmons: Why does Donut get to stay on the sidelines?

Sarge: Because, he's got a great arm. Heh, he coulda gone pro.

Donut: It comes from years of tossing.

Sarge: And as discussed, in the event that we are cornered and no other options exist, Donut will make sure to save at least five grenades, one for each of you. And two for Grif.

Leo: I'll pass on that, Sarge.

Donut: Ok, how about the rest of you guys? Do you have a preference of Frag or Sticky? Tell me now, I don't want any complaining later on.

Simmons: Frag. No, wait, Sticky.

Grif: Surprise me.

Simmons: I'm gonna change back to Frag.

Leo: I can't tell if you guys are serious or not.

Simmons: Better then getting tortured by the blues.

Leo: They wouldn't do that..... I think.

Donut: Hey Sarge, have you thought about calling for reinforcements? Like when we called for the ship.

Grif: You mean the ship that crushed you while bringing more blue soldiers? Yeah maybe we shouldn't do that.

Leo: Speaking of the ship, how the hell did you survive that, donut?

Donut: It must of been the cushions I putted in my armour. My armour has never been so, soft while hard at the same time with them!

Leo: I'm just going to forgot, I ever asked.

Sarge: It's worth a shot. They owe us one now.

Radio sounds, and as Sarge speaks there's an echo in the cave.

Sarge: Come in Command. Are you there? Vic, are you there? Come in! Is this thing on?

Simmons: Does anybody hear that echo?

Donut: Yeah, we're in a cave Simmons. Caves echo. Duh. That's how bats navigate.

Simmons: No, it seems like it's coming from back the way we came.

Simmons walks off to investigate the echo.

Grif: Did you say bats? What bats? Were you talking about bats?

Donut: Um, just, bats in general.

Grif: Don't bullshit me dude, I heard bats.

Leo: Sweet jesus, Grif there's no bats!

Grif: How can you be so, sure!

Leo: We've been in here for so, long and we haven't seen a single bat!

Grif: They could be stalking us, at this very second!

Leo: I give up!

Vic: (Radio) Hehehey, rojo amigo. What's goin' on?

Sarge: Vic, we need help! The Blues have executed a brilliant plan, and it looks like we've fallen for it perfectly. No doubt they're celebrating at our very own base as we speak.