Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC

Rvb S5 E4 "Sibling Arrivalries"

Outside of Blue base
To Church, suffering from Vic's voice mail.

Vic's Voice Mail: To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.

Church: I hate you!

Vic's Voice Mail: *beep*

Church: Vic, it's Church, I need y-

Vic's Voice Mail: I'm sorry, but this person's voice mailbox is full.

Church: Uhhmmm I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.

Doc: Uh, what was all that about?

Church: Doc, we are royally screwed. Half our team is down, and I think th-

Doc: No it's not, look! Caboose is already back in action.

To Caboose emerging from Blue Base in the distance with Wade behind him.

Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay!

Caboose collapses again, but this time in the warmth of the sun.

Caboose: I'm not okay!

Wade: At least you'll be warm now.

Doc: He's fine.

Church: Like I was saying, half the team is down, and the half that's left, sucks. So all the Reds need to do is attack us, and we're dead unless Wade just blows them all up.

Wade leaves Caboose, walking over to Doc and Church.

Wade: Hey guys, (Looks at the Alien) seems he's finally calmed down.

Baby Alien: ~You we're chasing me!~

Church: Oh right, and I have to kill this fucking thing.

Wade: It's just a baby, Church!

Church: Its an dangerous Alien baby!

Caboose: Also I see a big ship. Now I know I'm hallucinating!

Church: Oh, I forgot that part! The Reds also have an enormous ship that was sent by their Command. Probably has a huge fucking weapon on it. Like a nuke, or a biological weapon that's gonna melt our skin, or a genetic weapon that's gonna make everyone in blue armour sterile... awesome.

Wade looks down at himself, before looking back up to Church.

Wade: I don't like the sound of that.

Doc: Hmm. Maybe this isn't the best time to remind you that technically I'm neutral in this conflict.

Church: Doc, I don't think the situation could get much worse. I mean the ship is bad enough, but God knows what kind of reinforcements they have in that thing. Could be a whole new squad! Or a freelancer! Or-

Blood Gulch/Spaceship
To the Reds, standing in front of a new person in yellow armour.

Simmons: Grif's sister?

Leo: You never told us you had a sister!

Sister: Yeah. Isn't that cool?

Sarge: You know I always knew there was a genetic possibility that Grif would have blood relatives. But I always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by-product of an experiment in a turd manufacturing plant!

Grif: Go home.

Sister: What?

Grif: Go home, right now. Get in your ship, uncrash it, and fly it home.