Author: Season 5, has now begun, hope you all enjoy the the end of the blood Gulch Chronicles!
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Blue Base
Church enter the base, hearing sounds of objects crashing and falling over.
Church: Hey Doc, what the hell's going on in there?
Doc: Church, everything's fine. The patient is just resting.
Wade: (Yells from inside the room) How did Tucker even give birth to this!?
Church: What's Wade doing in there?
Doc: He's just trying to help the patient rest!
Wade: (Yells) It's on my head!
Church: Doesn't sound like he's resting.
Doc: That's not Tucker, that's our new arrival.
Baby Alien: ~Me want more blood!~
Wade: (Yells) I am so, close to just burning you!
Doc: He's got a lot of energy since his first feeding.
Church: Tucker... fed... the baby? Gross.
Doc: Actually, Caboose was kind enough to donate some blood. You know what they say, it takes a village.
Church: How'd you get him to agree to that?
Doc: It's amazing what Caboose will do if you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice.
Wade: (Yells) I've almost got him!
Baby Alien: ~Stop chasing me!~
Church: He hates needles.
Doc: No needles; it turns out if you just expose some bare skin, the little guy just digs right in!
Caboose emerges behind Doc.
Doc: It's like a miracle to see nature at work.
Caboose: I feel dizzy!
Church: Um, is he gonna be okay?
Doc: Tucker's kid drank half a gallon in one go. Isn't that cool? I think he's gonna be a linebacker. Or a vampire. Or a vampire linebacker! That'd be crazy.
Caboose: (looking around randomly) Oooooh...
Doc: Anyway blood is pretty important, so Caboose is bound to have some side effects like dizziness, or nausea, or sensitivity to light-
Caboose: I think I'm going to stop standing up now.
Caboose collapses onto the floor, with Wade walking past his body.
Doc: Or passing out.
Wade: I quit, that little rascal is to much for me to handle.
Caboose: Church, Wade if I die I want you guys to share my orange juice.
Baby Alien: ~Me hungry! Me want more food!~
Wade: How is Tucker even sleeping with all that noise?
Doc: Sleeping? He's not sleeping... He's in a coma.
Church: Alright, that's it. Get out of the way Doc. I'll take care o' this.
Caboose: I can't feel my torso.
Doc: I don't think so. A newborn is really susceptable to infection, and disease. And cuddling. I only wanna expose it to as few people as possible.
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Red vs Blue Season 5: Male OC
AdventureRvB Season 5, join the reds and blues as mystery's are revealed, old enemies return, secrets are spilled and hearts are shattered. The OC Leo is Owned by Me. Red vs Blue is Owned by "Rooster Teeth" The OC Wade is Owned by @DeadMC55
