🤪Dumb and Dumber🤪

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What do you get when you put Tae and Jungkook together?
Dumb and Dumber.
It's like Changbin and Felix together.
Always trying to eat each other or just annoying together.
But this time, they were being extra dumb.
As if there was a secret I had told them and they just can't seem to hold it in.
"JEON JUNGKOOK!!!" I yelled from my room.
"Uh oh. You know if she calls you by your full name, you're in trouble," I heard Tae say.
I heard Jungkook walk in here as if it was dark and couldn't see a thing.
"Y-yes, Gi Gi," Jungkook stuttered out.
"Jungkook, what did you feed Nector?" I asked.
Nector had barfed on a pair of my air maxes and Jordan breds.
He had to have eaten something he can't eat.
"Oh, I fed him meatloaf. Remember you said I could feed him meatloaf," Jungkook said as if I was the dumb one and he was the smart one.
"No, I said he CAN'T eat meatloaf!" I yelled.
"I said you could feed him chicken, not meatloaf!" I said.
"Oh. Sorry, I'm sure he just coughed up a hair ball," He said.
I held up the two pairs that were covered in cat barf.
"A hairball?" I said sarcastically.
Jungkook snickered.
I threw the two pairs at Jungkook.
He junped as the shoes hit his chest and one shoes hitting his face.
"EW! Why would you throw it at me!?" Jungkook yelled.
"Those shoes were special to me! They were given to me by a fan!" I whined.
He wiped some barf on his face.
Nector walked next to Jungkook.
He looked down at him.
Nector began to cough and gag.
His back slumped and arched.
"Nector.... Don't," Jungkook said.
Nector coughed one last time and barfed on Jungkook foot.
He didn't have any socks or shoes on.
"EEEEWWWW!!!" Jungkook screamed.
I bursted out laughing.
Tae ran in the room.
"What happ—" Tae paused and started to snicker.
"It's not funny!" Jungkook yelled.
"Oh my gosh! That is hilarious! You should go take a shower," I said as I wiped a small tear off my face.
Jungkook nodded and hopped on one foot to the bathroom.
"Ok, Nector. Let me give you your allergen medicine, so you can stop barfing," I said as I picked Nector up and walked to the kitchen.
"Why did you let Jungkook, feed Nector meatloaf, Tae?," I asked as I put the medicine into Nector's proper food.
"Oh, I tried to tell him. But he wouldn't listen, so I let him feed him meatloaf because I knew it would scratch him on the eye, later," Tae explained.
I nodded.
I handed Nector his bowl and he chowed down like he hadn't eaten all day.
"Don't worry, Gi Gi. We can go buy you new pairs if shoes," Tae said.
"Yeah, but those meant a lot to me. Those were one of the nicest gifts I've gotten from a fan," I whined.
"Oh, I'm sorry what," Tae said.
"Whatever. I'm going to stop talking to you, Dumb," I said leaving to the couch.

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