Twenty Seven

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Unknown: Hey, cutie ;)

Newt: Who's this? And how did you get my number?

Unknown: You should know who this is, cutie . . . ;)

Newt: Minho?

Unknown: ;)

Newt has changed Unknown's name to Forkboy

Forkboy: Forkboy?

Newt: It was supposed to say Fuckboy but it auto corrected to Forkboy

Newt: And I'm currently too lazy to change it

Forkboy: No, I like it :) It's cute, like you ;)

Newt: You still haven't answered how you got my number

Forkboy: That doesn't matter, Sweetheart

Newt: Yes it does

Newt: And don't call me Sweetheart

Forkboy: Okay, cutie

Newt: Don't call me cutie either

Forkboy: But why? It suits you

Newt: You know what suits you?

Forkboy: What? ;)

Newt: A di . . .

Newt: So far up your . . .

Newt: That you can't even walk

Newt: AND NO, IT WON'T BE MINE!!!

Forkboy: Of course it wouldn't be yours, I'd obviously top ;)

Newt: In your dreams.

Forkboy: Only every day and night

Newt: I'm || close to blocking you.

Forkboy: What's the fun in that?

Newt: A lot of things.

Newt: Like, I don't know, being able to walk places at school and not feel your eyes burning into my ass!

Forkboy: But it's nice.

Newt: Have I ever told you that I hate you?

Forkboy: Not that I recall ;)

Newt: Well then, I hate you.

Forkboy: You love me, you're just in denial.

Newt: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!

Forkboy: Like I've said before, he doesn't have to know.

Newt: I've already told him.

Forkboy: About how amazing I am?

Newt: No, how much of an asshole you are.

Forkboy: I'm hurt...

Forkboy: No, I take that back.

Forkboy: You'll be the one that's hurting soon ;)

Newt has blocked Forkboy

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