(The picture isn't Glitter Gay Force, but I had to show it, because the Dokis with their hair the opposite length is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time oh my god especially Yuri and Natsuki XD but I just want to say Monika is best girl. The other three are just joint second XD)
Me: Du bist ein einhorn. *turns to Emily* DU BIST EIN EINHORN. *points at Emily*
Emily: Wat.
Me: *sighs* I just said, DU BIST EIN EINHORN.
Emily: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Me: It's German for "You are a unicorn", idiot.
Emily: Oh. Oooooooooh.
Me: Du hast einen Modellflugzeug.
Emily: I DON'T KNOW GERMAN OKAY OKAY.
Me: You have a model aeroplane. Idiot.
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Me: Kelsey and April, you are the vi- I mean subjects of the first dare!
Kelsey: *the potion has worn off because it was one chapter* YES. I'M GONNA BE GAY.
April: Kelsey, we don't even know if it's a gay dare...
Me: It's gay. Sehr Gay™.
Chloe: *whispers* I don't think they know German.
Me: VERY GAY.
Kelsey: YES. YES.
Me: You and April are going on a date to Japan.
Lily: THAT'S WHERE YAYOI IS.
Me: Yeah. *clicks fingers*
**April and Kelsey appear in Japan**
Kelsey: *whispers* I don't know any Japanese. Do you?
April: *whispers* I don't either.
Kelsey: Um... We have no money...
*lots of money appears*
April: There we go.
Kelsey: Let's go somewhere then.
April: Way ahead of you. *walks up to a restaurant*
Kelsey: Oh. Okay.
*they walk into the restaurant*
Kelsey: *whispers* I CAN'T READ ANYTHING.
*April and Kelsey leave the restaurant*
April: Let's just... Uh... Go to a park or something...
Kelsey: Sure.
Kelsey and April: *walk to the park*
??? : Stop being babies! You are both attracted to each other!
Kelsey: That sounds familiar...
??? : It's just a date in the park!
April: Isn't that...
Kelsey and April: MIYUKI?
Miyuki: WHO SAID MY NAME.
Kelsey: WE DID.
Miyuki: OH HAI AMERICAN NAO AND AKANE! *waves* COME AND JOIN US!
Nao and Akane: IT'S THEM. *cower away from the Gays™*
Yayoi: IS IT JUST YOU TWO?
Kelsey: Yeah?
April: It's that ask or dare torture stuff.
