Emily: Such a dramatic title!
Me: More dramatic than Batman.
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Me: HAI EV-ER-EE-BO-D-EEE! IT'S MOI! AND IT'S ALSO THE LAST DAY OF 2017! GOSH, THE YEAR HAS GONE SO FAST!
April: What's with the title?
Me: You'll find out later.
Lily: *rocking backwards and forwards* April b-b-broke the... Fourth wall...
Me: Lily, lemme get something straight. In this story, there is no such thing as a fourth wall. Or a third, second, first and ceiling.
Chloe: Well, a fourth wall is what helps a story function, so-
Me: NOT NOW CHLOE. Anyways, our first dare. Everyone has to go to Gay Pride.
Emily: BUT I'M STRAIGHT.
Lily: Who said last chapter that they had a crush on a girl?
Emily: THAT WAS ONCE I'M STRAIGHT NOW.
Me: Come on Emily! Even Chloe has embraced her non-straightness!
Chloe: I have?
Me: Yeah.
Chloe: Oh, I remember now.
Me: But if Emily stays, it's fine. She'll just miss out on meeting Peter PAN afterwards.
Emily: OKAY I'M COMING.
Kelsey: Wow, is that all it took?
Emily: I have very bad self-control when it comes to my beloved Peter.
Kelsey: I figured.
Me: Anyway...
**1 323/444 hours later**
Everyone: *walks in*
Me: Here we are then.
Kelsey's sign: *writing on it says* I HAVE A RIGHT TO KISS APRIL WHEN I WANT.
Me: Lovely Kelsey.
Everyone: *looks at Kelsey's sign*
April: Why would you write that? You cheated on me.
Kelsey: Really, April? It's not my fault! It's Chloe's fault! Don't blame me! I only love you!
Chloe: God, someone's got a hot temper today.
Kelsey: OH. MY. GOD. DO NOT MAKE PUNS ABOUT ME I DO THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES.
Chloe: *puts on MLG glasses* Deal with it.
Me: Do you really have to do this now?
Kelsey: NO.
Chloe: YES.
Me: Anyway, what are the others doing?
Emily: *looking around and talking to herself* It's just so hard to feel accepted...
Lily: *staring at Emily*
April: *eating rainbow doughnut*
Me: APRIL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES HERE AND YOU FOUND FOOD ALREADY?
April: This is my tenth doughnut.
Everyone: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL APRIL HOW DO EAT THAT MUCH AND FIND THE PLACE TO BUY THEM?
(the rest is up to you!)
**at the lair**
Kelsey: *glaring at Chloe*
