Emily: When will I learn what?
Me: Oh the title has no link to the dares.
Emily: So what does it mean?
Me: When will you learn that you aren't straight?
Emily: But I am straight!
Me: Save it for the Jury.
Jury: BOOOO! THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT!
Me: THERE YOU GO.
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Emily: *crying* I'M STRAIGHT.
Me: Whatever. Okay the first dare is for Kelsey to drink a potion that will give her a Yandere crush on Chloe for 2 chapters. Wow that was a mouthful. *brings out potion I definitely didn't buy on a sketchy website online*
Kelsey: *drinks potion* I don't feel any different. *hugs Chloe and whispers* My senpai.
Emily: So what's the next dare?
Me: Emily and Lily have to French kiss in front of their class.
Lily: WHYYY IS IT ALWAYS US?
**in class**
Mrs Mason: You must now read chapter 13 on "*insert name here*". But before you do, we have a quick announcement from Emily and Lily.
Emily and Lily: So, um, join the art club! *french kiss*
Mrs Mason: DETENTION!
**at the lair**
Me: So while Lily and Emily are in detention, next dare! April has to use pickup lines on Kelsey.
April: Okay then. Um, you know, Sunny? Suns are hot, like you.
Me: *groans*
Kelsey: Yeah, no.
Chloe: Do a bit better, April.
April: Okay then.
Kelsey: DON'T TALK TO MY SENPAI! *kills April*
Me: *snaps fingers*
April: *comes back to life*
Me: Think of a better one please.
April: Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you. ;)
Me: *cringing*
April: Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Me: Oh god no.
April: Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Me: *covers ears*
April: Okay I'm done.
Me: Phew! Next dare!
Emily and Lily: *walk in* Detention was horrible.
Me: April has to eat mayo covered pickles with sprinkles on top and a side of garlic tuna fish. Then she has to slap Chloe and kiss Kelsey.
April: Okay then!
Lily: How are you so calm?
April: I've come to accept that there is nothing I can do to stop this.
Emily: Oh.
Me: *clicks fingers and the pickles with mayo and sprinkles appear as well as the garlic tuna fish*
April: *eats it in one bite* That's an interesting flavour!
Me: Wat.
April: *slaps Chloe* Like sprinkles work well with mayo. *kisses Kelsey*
