Me: *reads dare* Um, okay, I have no idea what this is... *looks through phone* Minecraft, Netflix, Geometry Dash, Looper, Line, Splash, YouTube... Um... Wattpad, Instagram... THEY DON'T HAVE IT ON THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE!
Chloe What are you looking for?
Me: *shows dare*
Chloe: Why don't you look it up?
Me: Probably should... *looks it up*
*infinite years later*
Me: I think I understand now.
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Emily: So what was that all about?
Me: You've been dare to play Cuphead. From my research, it is quite new!
Emily: *claps hands* I LIKE GAMES!
Lily: Me too, but they can't be too scary...
April: I'm still confused.
Kelsey: SIGN ME UP! I LIKE GAMES!
Chloe: It looks quite interesting.
Me: *downloads game on whatever console is there* Okay then! We split up! Emily and Lily! *snickers*
Emily and Lily: *walk off with game and controller*
Me: Kelsey and... *thinks* Chloe!
Kelsey: *whispers* Why not you-know-who?
Me: *whispers* Because! *to April* And you will be with me!
Kelsey and Chloe: *walk off*
*Emily and Lily*
Emily: Um, what?
Lily: What are the things doing?
Emily: THERE'S A TALKING KETTLE?!
Lily: *whispers* There's a devil... *whimpers*
Emily: THERE'S TALKING CUPS?
Lily: *whispers* It's so old-fashioned...
Emily: THEY'RE LIKE CULINARY VERSIONS OF MICKEY MOUSE!
Lily: *whispers* They nearly sold their souls...
Emily: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON THERE'S TALKING CUTLERY AND THE DEVIL AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PLAYING YET!?
*Kelsey and Chloe*
Chloe: Most interesting... The animation of the screen and the style of the cups... It feels nostalgic... Like Snow White...
Kelsey: I don't like snow white. I like 3D stuff.
Chloe: Oh, really? What's your favourite movie then?
Kelsey: *blushing* Why should you know?
Chloe: *facepalms* Anyway, I wonder what type of magic was used to make the cups talk?
Kelsey: *facepalms*
*Me and April*
April: So... Um... What's your name?
Me: I guess you should just call me Author...
April: So, Author, are we going to play?
Me: *staring into space*
April: Um, okay then... *plays game and completes it in 5 minutes*
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Me: *to Kelsey* Come here!
Kelsey: Okay then.
Me: You have been dared to tell April about your relationship!
Kelsey: *blushes* R-really?
Me: Yeah. Now go! *pushes Kelsey to April*
Kelsey: Hehe, hi April.
April: Hi?
Kelsey: Just to let you know, we're dating. *runs off screaming*
April: Wat.
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Me: LILY!
Lily: *looks up* Yeah?
Me: You have to read your Chloe x Kelsey fanfiction to Kelsey.
Lily: *gestures to 12345687 page long book* What, really?
Me: Yeah.
Lily: YAY! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!
Me: Go and do it then.
Lily: *carries book to Kelsey* KELSEYYYYY!
Kelsey: Yeah?
Lily: "Meet Kelsey. She is an ordinary teenage girl. Meet Chloe, the smartest girl in the school. Watch them fall in love!"
Kelsey: Um...
Lily: *reads long, detailed, romantic, illustrated book about Chloe and Kelsey*
*2 hours later*
Lily: The end.
Kelsey: Uh, are you... Alright? Do you want to sit down for a minute...?
Lily: *offended* No! How can you question me so much?
Kelsey: Um... *backs away and calls a mental asylum*
Me: Well that's all. Remember to ask or dare the girls!
Lily: *crying
*people come to the lair*
Person: WE HAD A CALL ABOUT A MENTALLY ILL CHILD, WE'VE COME TO COLLECT HER!
Me: Oh sh..... Sugar.
