Me: So, Frozen really suits my heart right now. COLD... AND SAD... AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE... WITH TALKING SNOWMEN AND REINDEER. CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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Kelsey: *asleep*
April: *grinning madly*
Emily and Lily: *watch from the side*
Chloe: *watches in pain*
April: *brandishes feather and moves it closer to Kelsey's nose*
Kelsey: *moves away*
April: *moves feather closer*
Me: WATTUP GUYS IT BE-ETH ME! YO NEW FAVOURITE PERSON! *walks in with shades on and swag fingers*
Emily: SH!
Lily: YEAH! BE QUIET!
Me: *in the naughty corner* I got told off by my favourite character... *sniffs*
April: *holds feather right next to Kelsey's nose*
Kelsey: *snores*
Me: *walks out of the naughty corner* ENOUGH! KELSEY! APRIL!
Kelsey: *gets feather up nose*
April: *whistles innocently*
Kelsey: April... Did you *sneezes* do this? *pulls feather out of nose*
April: I don't know what you're talking about *runs off*
Kelsey: *scowls* Of course you don't. *follows*
Me: You two need... To make a club!
April: What sort of club?
Me: A GAY CLUB!
Kelsey: A GAY CLUB?
Me: Yes.
April: But... But I'm not gay...
Me: But you're not straight either.
Kelsey: *looks at April seductively* Decide. Choose gay or straight, April... *strokes April's hair*
April: *whispers* I'm gay then.
Me: So it's settled! Make the club then!
Kelsey: *sits at table* Let us call the first meeting to order.
April: Okay? *sits down*
Me: *claps hands* GOOD! While you're at it, you've been dared to talk about girls for 10 minutes without stopping.
Kelsey: So, girls are good, right?
April: Yeah, they're better than boys...
Me: MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING!
Kelsey: *panics* WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE GIRL?
April: Wat.
Me: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
April: IT'S KELSEY.
Kelsey: Wat.
April: WAIT DID I SAY THAT OMG I'M DEAD.
Me: YOU'RE GOING OFF TOPIC PEOPLE!
Kelsey: SO, WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE FEMALE CHARACTER IN CARS?
April: CRUZ RAMIREZ FROM CARS 3! WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE BARBIE FEMALE CHARACTER?
Kelsey: I DONT KNOW I THINK IT'S BARBIE CAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY CHARACTER I KNOW!
Me: This is so off topic but at the same time it's still only about girls... Hm. *checks watch* 9 minutes to go...
**9 minutes later**
Me: That certainly was... Interesting... NEXT DARE!
Everyone: *groans*
Me: EMILEH AND CHLOAY MUST KISS!
Lily: *growls*
Kelsey: *looks at Lily*
April: *thinking about food*
Emily and Chloe: *kiss*
Lily: *cries*
Kelsey: *laughs at Lily*
April: *kisses doughnut*
Kelsey: *cries*
Emily: *pulls away*
Chloe: Damn she's good.
Emily: *looks at Lily*
Lily: *crying*
Emily: *runs away* NOPE I DID NOT LIKE THAT I'M STRAIGHT. LIKE A LINE! 180° PEOPLE I DID NOT LIKE THAT OMG.
Chloe: EMILY IS A GOOD KISSER.
Lily: *cries*
Kelsey: *cries*
April: *eats doughnut*
Emily: *cries* I'M STRAIGHT.
Chloe: *does homework*
Emily: *puts on Peter Pan costume* COMFORT MEH PETER! *hugs costume*
Me: Last dare! Lily, you have to kiss a Peter Pan cosplayer!
Lily: Alright...
**outside**
Lily: *kisses Peter Pan*
Peter Pan: Um, Lily?
Lily: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Peter Pan: *takes hat off* It's me, Lily. I'm Emily.
Me: HOW DA FLIP DID YOU GET OUT OF MY LAIR?
Emily: You shouldn't leave windows in the basement open then.
Me: Oh.
Lily: THAT WAS EMILY? EMI-EMI-EMIL-EMILY? *faints*
Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN LEAVE?
Emily: I FELT LIKE BEING PETER PAN ALRIGHT? STOP JUDGING ME BRUH!
Me: I'll end it here... Remember to ask or dare them and...
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
