Ask/ Dare the Glitter Force!

*Weeping* And Fun

Me: *reads dares* OMG *cries* You can't do this to me! *sighs* But I must... *looks to audience* for the fanfictions...

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Me: *brings Peace back to life*

Peace: *changes back* What happened? Why are you and Emily crying?

Me: You died last dare...

Emily: *sobbing* The dare... For today... *sniff*

Lily: WHAT? *reads dare* No... THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! *hugs Emily and cries*

Kelsey and Chloe: WHAT IS IT?

Me: *shows them the dare*

Chloe: Oh dear...

Kelsey: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

Me: It must... The darey-type-person-who-dares-you-guys has demanded it...

April: *looks between everyone* Um, what?

Me: *collapsed on the floor, sobbing*

Emily and Lily: *lying on the floor hugging each other*

Me: *smiling because of the ship even though sadness flows*

April: *really confused* What? Someone explain what's going on!

Me: *sniffs* You're going to forget everything that has happened... Since this started...

Emily and Lily: BUT... But da ships!.

Me: *sniffs* It... It must happen... For the fanfictions... *clicks fingers*

April: *falls asleep*

Kelsey: Nuuuuhhhh! *hugs Chloe*

Me: *shocked* Wah? *internally* Am I beginning to ship this?

Chloe: *pats Kelsey's back* There, there, it'll be alright...

April: *wakes up* WHAT? WHERE'S NO GO? HES STILL AT LARGE! WHY ARE WE HERE?

Me: Um, I might have erased a bit too much of her memory...

Emily: April, we've defeated No Go already...

April: Have we?

Lily: *crying inside, facepalms* Yes April, we have.

Chloe: We are in a place where strangers across the world ask or dare you stuff.

April:

Kelsey: *crying*

April: What's wrong with Kelsey?

Chloe: *puts an arm around Kelsey* She's a bit upset right now...

April: Oh. Okay then.

Emily: Yeah! And there's lots of shipping, too! *mutters* At least there was... :'(

Lily: Yeah...

Me: *sniffs* Well, we still have one amazing ship...

Kelsey: *sniffs* What?

Me: *leans over and whispers* Emily and Lily.

Emily and Lily: *cuddling and crying*

Me and Kelsey: *grin even though the tears are streaming down our faces*

Chloe: *explaining what happens to April* So, we get dares and we HAVE to do them... And people ask us stuff... Have we been asked stuff yet?

Me: Um... *scrolls through all the chapters and dares* Give me a second...

*ten years later*

Me: Nope.

April: Okay?

Me: EMILY!

Emily: *jumps*

Lily: *falls to the floor*

Emily: WHAT?

Me: You have to spend a day with Ulric.

Emily: A whole day?

Me: Yes.

Lily: *grabs knife*

Me: So, off you pop! Okay, did I just say that?

Lily: *stabs Ulric*

Emily: Ulric! I've been dared to hang out with you for a day!

Ulric: *dead*

Lily: *smiles and whistles innocently*

Emily: *sees Ulric* HOLY S***! F*** ULRIC IS DEAD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? UM, I NEED HELP SOMEONE! ULRIC IS ON THE FLOOR, HE'S BEEN STABBED, HE'S DEAD, PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE!

Everyone: *doesn't help*

Emily: FINE DEN F YOU ALL I'LL SAVE HIS LIFE THEN! *does CPR*

Lily: *crying*

Me: *clicks fingers*

Ulric: *comes back to life as Emily is... You know*

Emily: *jumps away, blushing* Um...

Ulric: EWWWW GLITTER BRAT WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Emily: You were dead... *glares at me*

Me: *shrugs*

Emily and Ulric: *walk off*

*one day later*

Emily: *walks in battered, beaten up and tired* Hi guys! *collapses*

Me: *startled* Okay, just what?

Emily: You said we had to spend a day together... *yawns* so we did... But he decided that he had to... *closes eyes* fight me all day... *falls asleep*

Lily: *transforms into Peace* Where is he?

Me: *looks through Emily's memories* So she's not lying... He's in the place where the bad guys hang out!

Peace: *teleports there*

Kelsey and Chloe: She likes Emily.

April: Wat.

*two minutes later*

Peace: *comes back* I DID IT! I TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T HURT MY EMILY ANYMORE AND THEN I KICKED HIS BUTT BUT HE CARRIED ON SO I KILLED HIM I KILLED HIM VERY GOOD! *laughs hysterically as her eye twitches*

Everyone: Um *backs away*

Me: Ask or dare them then, and goodbye!