Me: I need to say some sort of witty comment here but I don't know what to say.
Kelsey: *whispers something*
Me: And why should I say that?
Kelsey: Because you need a witty comment.
Me: I'm at my wits end...
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Kelsey: *laughing because of the pun*
Me: Kelsey that was not funny.
Kelsey: You're just jealous that you cannot match my mastery of punniness.
Me: Why would I be jealous? Emily can pun better than you.
Emily: *stroking cat* Purrfect... Let's keep this between you and me...
Kelsey: NO SHE CAN'T.
Me: Yes she can. Let me explain with this conveniently timed flashback.
*conveniently timed flashback*
Emily: I guess I'll KEL-SEE you later.
*conveniently timed flashback ends*
Kelsey: Damn it.
Me: Anyway, let's do our dares! *reads first dare*
Emily: What is it?
Me: *puts on glasses I really should be using every time I look at a screen* NO WAY.
Lily: WHAT WAY?
Me: *pushes face right up against the screen* I REALLY HOPE THIS ISN'T A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION.
Emily and Lily: WHAT IS IT? *run over to the screen* NO WAY.
Me: YAAAAAA.
Shipping Trio: A SHIP IS ABOUT TO RE-BECOME CANON!
RGB: Wat.
Me: KELSEY AND APRIL MUST GO ON A DATE!
Emily and Lily: Could it be... Could it be that we will soon be able to scream 'KAPRIL' again?
Kelsey: Why is everyone making such a big deal out of it? *blushes*
April: Yeah what's the big deal? *also blushing*
Emily: THEY'RE BLUSHING!
Me: *pushes the blushing messes out of the house* GO ON A DATE. *shuts door*
April: We're screwed then.
Kelsey: Should we just go to the park?
April: Yeah.
*they go to the park*
Kelsey: We didn't think this through.
April: Why?
Kelsey: WE FORGOT THE BLANKET AND THE FOOD.
April: Oh. Let's just do our best without them! *runs to the ice cream van* Yeah one vanilla ice cream with sprinkles and a double cone please.
Kelsey: Wow. *pauses and looks around* APRIL. *grabs April's arm and shakes her* APRIL. WE NEED TO GO OVER THERE. *points at the other side of the park*
April: Why? *licks ice cream*
Kelsey: THERE'S LIKE A ZIPLINE IN THE PLAYGROUND OVER THERE. *runs off*
April: *licks ice cream* God Kelsey. *chases after her while not dropping the ice cream* KELSEY DON'T JUST RUN OFF. *catches up*
Kelsey: *on the zipline* WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THIS IS AWESOMEEEEE!
