1. Win.
2. Throw food at people, using the game's name as a play on words.
3. Burn tons of bread and blame Peeta.
4. Get lit on fire!
5. Tell Effie gossip about tributes.
6. Sing annoying songs to the mockingjays to drive other tributes crazy.
7. Go up to President Snow and tell kids he's Santa Claus.
8. Yell about Cato's issues.
9. Throw bread at Peeta.
10. Bring a phone and tweet Gale anytime about the relationship between Katniss and Peeta.
11. Go up to Foxface and yell "Swiper no swiping!"
12. Feed all the tributes Nightlock.
13. Run around asking tributes to kill you.
14. Fall on Cato from a tree. Then apologize, telling him you forgot he has problems.
15. Dare Rue to whistle her four note tune anytime she jumps from tree to tree!
16. Go to the Cornucopia and have Thanksgiving ceremonies.
17. Wait for Clove to fall asleep, then take all of her knives.
18. When you see Rue's wolf coming at you, greet her and attempt to pet her. Compliment her coat, eyes, etc.
19. Befriend a tracker jacker.
20. Take a rock into the arena, then when they are counting down, throw the rock at a tribute to take them out early.
21. Put your hair in a side braid and pretend to be a major Katniss fangirl.
22. Sneak nightlock into tributes' food.
23. When Katniss is about to shoot an arrow, go up behind her and scare her!
24. Take pictures of Katniss and Peeta.
25. Tear the bread up and throw it up in the air. Then start singing about the raining bread.
26. Force a younger tribute to do the attacking for you in trade for your company.
27. Go in the middle of the whole arena and drop to the ground. Pretend to be dead.
28. Bring a drum set into the arena and randomly drum out.
29. Sing the most annoying song you can think of while hiding up in a tree.
30. If you win, sing "Eye of the Tiger" at the top of your lungs.
31. If you are left dying, make a dramatic dying scene.
32. Sit on President Snow's lap and tell him your Christmas wishes.
33. Yell at Katniss when she is doing archery and tell her Glamour is better.
34. Make the Hunger Games turn into the Tagging Games.
35. Call Katniss "Potato Woman."
36. Sing songs and use Mockingjays as a backup chorus.
37. Call Cato a cow. Then moo at him.
38. Sing a theme song in tribute to Katniss.
39. Tell people trying to kill you that you aren't playing.
40. Make Nightlock muffins
41. If you see a dark cloud in the sky, point to it and say it's President Snow's ego.
42. Do everything like you know what you're doing, even if you don't.
43. Follow Rue from tree to tree.
44. Ask Ceasar what it's like to be stabbed in the back.
45. Take out all of your anger on the tributes.
46. When running, fall to the ground at a random time and pretend to be in pain from an eyelash in your eye, yelling about the irony.
47. Trick a tribute into stepping off of the ring before the time counts down.
48. Run through the river and say you're a fish with legs.
49. Stab the tributes with Katniss' mockingjay pin.
50. Ask your mentor for ducktape.
51. Go up to Clove and ask her if she's a Spice Girl.
52. Bring a shopping cart into the arena and race other tributes.
53. Sign Cato up for anger management classes.
54. Bring in a hot glue gun and go to town with it.
55. Yell at a mockingjay, "Stop mocking me!"
56. If you are dying, have your last words be, "I left a million dollars in the..."
57. Tell Rue that the tree she's in is mahogany.
58. When Katniss is burned, make jokes about her being the girl on fire.
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50 Things To Do When You're Bored
Random*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN R...
