jjk; ❝ bitch, if you're going
to unfollow me after you
follow me, best get ready
your ass be flyin' to a place
where the sun doesn't shine. ❞
;
in which a cocky boy follows a random girl to kill off time but instead got into a war of spams.
a jeon j...
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❝ Two can play that game. ❞
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< you have unfollowed jeon.jk >
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me: yay i can talk to jiminiepabo again
me: hurrah for that emotionless man
dontcallmeshort: ur lucky that im scared of yoongi hyung
dontcallmeshort: or else i would've blocked u for infinity
me: u got no jams
me: jimin im so angry rn
dontcallmeshort: huh why
dontcallmeshort: pffts not like i care
me: lol ok
me: so i told u about this guy who looks like an angel right
dontcallmeshort: pfftt angel? im the real angel here
dontcallmeshort:
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me: ew is this how u pick up girls nowadays
me: im still saving this pic to blackmail u
me:
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dontcallmeshort: WTF DELETE IT
me: hunny it's called blackmailing
dontcallmeshort: i hate u
me: i love u too ^^
me: ok as i was saying
me: BITCH WHAT THE FUK
me:
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me: hold on a sec
me: do u hear that?
me: dass right
me: it's the sound of my ovaries exploding
dontcallmeshort: wtf
dontcallmeshort: he isn't even handsome?
me: lol go away u jealous hoe
me: wait i was supposed to rant about him
me: tf am i doing
dontcallmeshort:
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dontcallmeshort: this guy is much more handsome than him
dontcallmeshort: that guy probably used tons of filter BUT U LOOK AT the above pic
dontcallmeshort: damn that's topnotch quality picture right there 👌👌
me: wtf
me: how did u even find that
dontcallmeshort: lol uk the mixnine person lee rubin
dontcallmeshort: one of my friend was a fangirl of him and i wanted to surprise her by downloading a picture of rubin and print it as a poster for her birthday and that man showed up
dontcallmeshort: and he just looked so beautiful my heart stopped and i tempt myself to download it
me: lol
me: ur life is so interesting
me: me on the other hand
me: watching cat videos and stalking boys
me: basically my life story up there ^^
dontcallmeshort: u never stalk me
me: Lol y shld i
dontcallmeshort: ntg
me: anywaysss
me: im gonna go watch a new episode of "my kitten's growth"
