"Hey, he's got my eyes! And Coco's nose!"
Nilayo ni Kevin ang iPad sa kanya. "Stop it. Parang sira lang, Jersey. I love you, but please stop doing that."
Jersey pouted. "I have others to show you!"
"What!? This is ridiculous! At si-- Is that Adam Levine!?" Natawa si Jersey sa itsura ni Kevin. "How can you tell?"
"The eyebrows! Buti na lang mukha lang ng baby yan, kundi naiimagine kong may tattoo yan sa braso," Kevin said bitterly.
"Ano ba Kevin, can you be a little supportive here please? Minsan lang ako maging ilusyonada eh!" Sighing, he looked again at the picture. "This looks way better than Coco Martin's kid." "Correction, anak namin ni Coco Martin yun, love."
"How can you say 'love' and Coco Martin in a sentence? That's cheating, you know."
Hinampas ni Jersey sa braso ni Kevin ang iPad, mahina lang naman. "Mas OA ka pa sakin! Anong cheating? Hanggang morphs na nga lang ako eh! Never naman silang magiging akin!"
"Kasi sa akin ka na?" he confidently said with a smirk.
"Ulul. Ewan ko sa'yo," but she smiled back. "Anyway, onto the next one!"
"Shit Jersey.. pati ba naman si Ryan Gosling? Really?" he spat out unbelievingly. "Hindi bagay sa kanya ang blonde. Kadiri tignan."
"Pero gwapo naman!"
He shrugged. "Mas gwapo ako dyan."
"Whatever. Oh, take a look at this. I know you won't remember him.. but he played for the Ol--"
"Is that Tom.. Daley?" Jersey sheepishly nodded. "Ah so you're now lusting over Olympians. And fast swimmers. Right.
"Eh he's so hot! And I liked him better than Phelps, physically though. Ano, we look good together, huh?" proud pa si Jersey.
"Ewan ko sa'yo. Baka mama--" natigilan siya saglit. "Please don't tell me that wasn't what I'm thinking."
Nilayo ni Jersey ang iPad kay Kevin, baka kasi mabato ito. "Oh my God! I should've recorded that!! Hahahaha!!! Ang epic ng mukha mo Kevin!! Oh my God manganganak na ata ako!"
Bakas sa mukha ni Kevin ang gulat, halos mamutla na nga siya eh. "S-si.. Jicker ba yan!?"
Nagpupunas na ng luha si Jersey sa kinauupuan niya. "I knew you'd freak out!!! Itsura mo pa lang! Hahahaha shit ka!"
"That's impossible!"
"Improbable would be the apt term, love," she replied. Actually si Jicker talaga ang nagsend sa kanya ng link last week, at siya rin ang nag-udyok kay Jersey na i-morph ang pictures nilang dalawa. It took Kevin few minutes to regain his composure. Kinikilabutan pa rin siya sa image ng magiging anak nina Jersey at Jicker. Nightmare. "Dammit, don't you ever show me that picture again. Kinikilabutan ako."
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