Glee Direction

After A Win

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Artie P.O.V

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"We'd like to sing a song in celebration of our victory at Regionals. It's a parody of our hit song 'What Makes You Beautiful'. Hope you like it." I say with Finn, Sam, Joe and Rory behind me.

[Finn:]

"Look at my face, so sweet and pure

They let me sing even though I have a stu-u-uter

We're hangin' tough We punch the air

Cus like the honeybadger we don't fricking caaaaaare"

[Sam:]

"This song was made by a gay computer

We all sing high cause we're neutered"

[All:]

"Baby we make real bands go home and slit their wrists.

We are the seventh sign of the apocalypse

We running now cause we don't know what water is

You don't know Oh oh You don't know we're terrible

You thought that boy bands were dead, and gone,

But just like cancer, and aids we're still going strong

10 million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong.

Let's all point and run

Pointing at stuff is such fun Point Point

We don't know we're almost done"

[Joe:]

"What's going on? I see your thong

Girl, did you know that I've got the same one ooon

We're on the beach doing a sport

We didn't bring any beach stuff not even shorts"

[Artie:]

"Here comes a girl who was paid to be here

Lets all split one luke warm beer"

[All:]

"Me and my four friends all want you so desperately

Now that I say that out loud it sounds quite creepy

Come back here, you're not in danger of pregnancy

Cause we don't know oh oh

We don't what boners are

Now lets do the nana part

This is the part where we na nana

Every hit song needs a na nana

You'll wake up at night screaming na nana

My grandmothers nickname is Nana"

[Sam:]

"And now I'll point at the place where you make babies

I want somebody to grow old and point with me.

I like the fact that we wear the same size Capri's

I don't know oh oh

I don't know that I'm gay yet"

[Artie:]

"Someday he'll come out of the closet

In five years I will O.D. on heroin"

[Rory:]

"One of us will be the Justin, I think it's me"

[Joe:]

"Oh I don't think so, bro I will be the Justin one"

[Rory:]

"You will be the fat Fatone"

[Joe:]

"Screw you"

[Sam:]

"I will be in Musicals"  

The group cheer and laugh as we bow.

"That was funny." Rachel says.

"You will be the Justin one?" Quinn asks.

"Probably Sam or Finn. They have the best voices." Artie says.

"Agreed." Rory says.

"Same here." Joe says.

Sam and Finn fist bump.

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Blaine P.O.V

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I catch up with Kurt after Glee club.

"Kurt, I miss you." I say.

"I miss you too." He says.

"I want us to get back together." I say.

"So do I." He says.

I kiss him.

"Look's like we're back together." I say when we part.

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Rachel P.O.V

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I leave the video store with Finn by my side at night.

"I'm going to by the supermarket quickly and get some movie snacks." Finn says.

"Okay. I'll go to your truck. Keys?" I ask. He passes me his keys.

"Love you." Finn says.

"Love you too." I say and he heads to the supermarket.

I walk over to his car and bump into someone.

"Rachel?" The person says.

"Jesse?" I say.

"I realised something after you said you were pregnant." Jesse says.

"What?" I ask, getting a little scared.

"When we slept together over the summer, I didn't use protection." Jesse says.

"I was taking birth control pills. Finn is the father of my baby and he got me pregnant." I say and go Finn's truck.

"I love you, Rachel. I will always." Jesse says.

"Jesse, I thought I loved you but I realised I don't love you, I love Finn and nothing can change that." I say.

"Well, if you chan-" Jesse starts.

"I won't change my mind." I say and hop into Finn's truck.

I watch Jesse walk off and Finn arrive.

I love Finn. I don't love Jesse.

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Songs Used:

What Makes You Beautiful Parody - Key Of Awesome

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