( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

Got Grapes?

This duck walks into a convenience store and

asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The

clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day,

the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any

grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck

leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the

store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in

here the past two days and asked if we had any

grapes. I told you no every time that we don't

have any grapes! I swear if you come back in

here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your

webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and

returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do

you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and

the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"