Akpors bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who tell a lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Akpors : Son, where were you today?
Son : At School. (Robot slaps son!) Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
Akpors: Which one?
Son: Toy Story. (Robot slaps son again!)Ok, it was porn movie.
Akpors : What? When I was your age, I never watched such....
(Robot slaps Akpors)!
Mom : Haha! After all he's your son. (Robot slaps mom!!)
Total silence.....
What do you think Akpors will do to his wife now?
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( JOKES ) Stories from Africa
RandomFunny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story telling in our Generation.