An elderly man was on a bus in Warri, heading to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.
ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus ?
Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here.
YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. He put off the light.
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched with her hands into the air and a serious odour came
out from her armpit.
All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the young man.
ELDERLY MAN : Light the cigar!.
YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.
ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the cigar!!!
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]
ELDERLY MAN : Blow it into my nostrils. bloooow it now!!!.
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.
ELDERLY MAN : It is better to did this way than to die that way.
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( JOKES ) Stories from Africa
RandomFunny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story telling in our Generation.
