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IQ Test

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence

signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?*

marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea

what it will become?* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without

sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?*

You will never find an elephant that has only one

hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in

one hand and four apples and three oranges in

other hand, what would you have ?* Very large

hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,

how long would it take four men to build it?* No

time at all, the wall is alreadybuilt.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete

floor without cracking it?*Any way you want,

concretefloors are very hard to crack.