( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

Happily ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding

anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay,

Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had long been

the talk of the town. People would say, "What a

peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper

reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their

long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our

honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We

visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a

trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse

stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked

down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse

stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said,

"That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when

the horse stumbled for the third time my wife

quietly removed a revolver from her purse and

shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you,

Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like

that? Are you f*ckin crazy!?" She looked at ME,

and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... we have lived happily

every after.