"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have
been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey
Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin
her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name
sooner or later so you may as well tell me
now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very
tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've
sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go
and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend
Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd
you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"
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( JOKES ) Stories from Africa
RandomFunny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story telling in our Generation.