THIS IS WHAT DIVORCE CAN BRING:
A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child.
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THE WIFE... jumps up and says, 'your honour I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.'
The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he had to say!
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THE MAN.. then said calmly "your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is
it...the MACHINE's OR MINE"??
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( JOKES ) Stories from Africa
RandomFunny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story telling in our Generation.
