Walnut

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If I offend anyone in this chapter, I am extremely sorry. I don't mean to offend anyone, I just want to eat rainbows.

FROM TRUCKING TEA CUPS!

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Rebecca's P.O.V:

Conner looks mad.

Well, if you had turned into a walling milk-and-Captain-Crunch advertisement, you would probably look pretty mad too.

"I JUST- DJVLLDAMAMWLRMKCNFNENQNQLZMFKNANMDNFMWMAWW REBECCA TRUTH OR DARE!"

Now, I'm a new camper, so I had no idea that Conner and Travis were a pranking-half-manic-half-hilarious-half-Peppa-Pig-,

Wait, what?

"DAAAAAARE!" I yell.

"WITH A SIDE ORDER OF A GUACAMOLE GRANDE!" Grover yells, lobbing a large so-called Guacamole Grande right at Conner's head.

"Grover... HIGH FIVE MA BRO!" Kitty yells, hi-fiving his hand off. Not literally.

"So why did you throw a burrito / taco thing at Conner? Because I have good memories of them being lodged into ribcages"

Percy gets a dreamy look on his face at the thought of shoving a Guacamole Grande in someones ribcage.

"I VOLUNTEER WILL!" I shout, literally throwing him over to Percy.

"NOOOOOOSES!"

"So... why did Grover actually throw the burrito thing?"

"I THREW IT BECAUSE I CAN!" He laughs, and trots off.

I look over at Conner, and see a large bruise on his head. I laugh.

"I GET NO DARE!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!" Conner says, jumping up onto his feet.

"This is how you wake up a wild Conner. Look at the nose shape, which cannot be effected by the putrid smells he produces" Jasmine says in an Australian* accent, rolling behind her bed and peering above to with hand binoculars.

(*I bet u read Australian in the Australian accent. AND NEW ZEALAND IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COUNTRY TO AUSTRALIA! SO JUST BACK UP THE TRUCK MISSY!)

We all burst into laughter.

"Just go wrap the Demeter Cabin in poison ivory" He mutters. I shrug, and skip off.

-----TIME SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS REVEEENGE TRUKAS!!!!----

Leona's P.O.V:

"Wait, Leona?"

I look around at everyone. They all looked slightly different, more...

"Oh gods" Arthur yelled.

We were all gender-blended.

"I AM DISTURBED!" Perry gasped.

"FEMALE"

"STOLLS! CONITA, NOW WE CAN PRANK THE LADIES RESTROOM!"

"I just... I can't..." Kit stuttered. Laurence patted him on the back.

"MY SEXINESS LEVEL HAS INCREASED! Not saying I wasn't as sexy before, but you know..." I laugh, strutting a model-worthy pose, my curly locks hanging around my face.

I'm even thinking femininely. GODS!

"YES! I HAVE A SIX PACK SUCKERS!" Jason cried out, checking out his body.

"This won't be confusing at all" Jasmine sighs.

(Have fun kiiiiids :D)

"AWW I ONLY HAVE A FOUR" Greg pouts.

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