Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!

STARRING THE FEMALE SPARKLY!!

Only going to be one dare in this chap. I'M SORRY, but otherwise It'll take me ages with the schoolwork I have.

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Thalia's P.O.V:

I signaled for my company to stay quiet. I drew my bow, notching an arrow, pointing it towards the sleeping boar.

Three... Two...

*PWOOOOFFF*

"ACK!" I screamed, letting loose my arrow, and quickly preparing another one, looking around.

I was... In Cabin Three?

"Hey Thalia." Percy said, casually pinned to the wall from my arrow.

"Hey... Um... What am I doing here?"

I noticed that Frank and Hazel were tied up in a heap, Jasmine was drawing on a sleeping Leo (no surprises there,) and Ron was eating food. Wait-

"RONALD WEASLY! HOW DARE YOU CAMEO IN A NON-POTTER FAN-FICTION!"

"Whoops." He muttered, and Disapperated.

Gracie spoke up. "Hehe, still trying to fix a patch in one of the walls. Anyway, your here because we decided you were worthy of an amazing dare."

I looked at her. "This can't be good... what is it?"

"KISS APOLLO THEN WALK AWAY CASUALLY!" A purple haired girl called out.

"WHAT?!"

"Sorry, did I not scream loud enough?"

Jason winced. "Abby, I think that was TOO loud. But yeah, good luck Sis."

"DO YOU REALIZE THAT-"

"Yeah yeah, you're dead if Artemis finds out, life tarnished, turned into deer and being hunted, yah yah you get used to it after a while." Nico grumbled.

"WELL THE-"

*Poof*

I face-planted onto the Olympus Sidewalk, and even though it's the town of the gods, it still tasted like your average New York sidewalk.

Just incase you were wondering.

I strolled through the streets, towards the throne room. How did I know where it was? Well, due to my amazing sense of direction due to the lightning patterns of the Olympus weather.

And the giant neon sign saying 'Olympian Throne Room.'

"Ah! Thalia, baby, how can I help you?" Apollo called out, as I walked into the room. Due to the fact that Apollo was preparing for poetry night, all the Olympians were conveniently 'busy.'

"Hey Apollo." I muttered, internally groaning at the prospect of having to even touch him.

"Ohh, I see. You want a few archery lessons, aye?"

I braced myself, screwing up all my pride, and planting my lips on his cheek. Instantly, I pulled away, and spat.

"Ew, ew, EWWWW!! MOUTHWASH!!"

"Uuuuu-did you-hone-WAIT, I'M NOT THAT BAD!"

I wiped my mouth. "Don't enjoy it. It was a dare."

He rolled his eyes. "Well duh, we've been watching you guys play since AGES ago! Everyone's hiding in their thrones right now!"

No-one replied.

"Well, that's what they said they were doing. I was practicing poetry."

"Yeah, I know. Artemis warned me."

As I mentioned her, she poked her head in. "Has he finished?"

Apollo frowned. "Yeah, but why-"

"IT'S CLEAR!"

"Hey!"

As they argued, I slowly slipped away, and headed for the elevator.

"Thank gods I got out of there alive." I muttered, heading down to the bottom floor. I walked through the doors, and stood at the-

*Did you really expect me to leave it there?*

I raised my head, and saw a giant cow flopped on top of me.

"Where in the worl- APOLLO!"

Ten more cows fell from the sky, flopping in front of me. But as I watched, they all rose, including the one on top of me.

"Ok, that is NOT natural!"

I bolted.

~Five More Hours Later In the Camp of BLOOD!~

"So, In total, you had five hoof bruises, your legs extremely sunburnt, a broken pinky, and the bottom half of you is A COW?!"

"Yeah, that's right Jason."

"How long?"

"FOREEEEEEVEEEEER!" Abby laughed.

Rebecca rolled her eyes. "I kinda doubt that, Abby. But hey, if it is forever, she's got a great back-up system if she loses her weapons."

I rolled my eyes. "Ha ha, hilarious."

"Hey, could be worse." Percy noted. "You could be-"

*Add a final touch!*

"Pink."

"OH COME ON!"