"I'm going to suck blood out of your neck." James stepped closer, fangs showing. "And you're going to sit still and enjoy it."
Rita nodded breathlessly. "Yes, please! I need you to-"
Woah, woah, woah. Say what now???
I don't know about other mostly sane people, but I don't really want some vampire to come suck my blood and possibly kill me. Even if he's hot. I mean, I like living! And I like keeping all of my blood pumping through my veins, thank you very much!
If we're honest, is there a person who is mostly sane on this planet who actually wants a vampire to come bite their neck and suck out their blood? Not only would that be really painful, but you'd also end up dying from blood loss or fainting from blood loss.
But people actually write about how hot they are and how much they want the vampire to 'feed' on them??? That's A) very disturbing, and B) very disgusting. Note the 'very' there.
Just gross. Besides that, it's not going to happen! I literally gag when I read this stuff.
And it's so clichéd it's not even funny. People do it all the dern time! I don't even know why!!
Anyway, yeah. Vampire stories suck. End of rant.
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