sent ➳ phan

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phil: hey dan

dan: yes?

phil: can i tie your shoelaces because i don't want you falling for someone else

dan: i-

dan: i wont be falling for someone else <3

phil: hey dan

dan is typing...

phil: are you a keyboard because you're just my type

dan: alsjdosj

dan: i swear im going to-

phil: hey dan

dan: oh my god

phil: if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

dan: phil tHAT was terrIBLE

phil: hey dan you're gonna love this

dan: what?

phil: call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you

dan: ...

dan: oh my god

dan: i swear im so close to strangling you with my thighs

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grae: this was supposed to be a full-length chapter but maybe i'll post that on friday.

i dont even know what did i just write and i feel like i regret it already