xxWhitePrincessxx: hey guys, have you met the newcomer in town?
xxEvilRegalxx: which one?
xxSwanPrincessxx: hi mom, hey Gina. :)
xxQueenofHeartsxx: even in their texts they're freakin adorable.
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: yeah, I have to admit that they are...
xxSexyPiratexx: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!
xxCharmingPrincexx: what? Why?
xxSexyPiratexx: I have an erection...
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: hey mom, what's an erection?
xxSwanPrincessxx: it's nothing....
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: it doesn't sound like nothing.
xxEvilRegalxx: just ignore Killian, Henry.
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: can I look it up?
xxEvilRegalxx: NO!!!
xxTheSwanQueensSonxx: oh.... That's just wrong.... Why, Killian why?!?!
xxSexyPiratexx: mate, it's a song....
xxEvilRegalxx: where on earth did you hear such a vulgar song?
xxSexyPiratexx: YOUR MOM!!!
xxEvilRegalxx: MOTHER!!!!!!
xxQueenofHeartsxx: uh, yes?
xxWhitePrincessxx: GUYS! Can you scold her later! Let's get back on topic!
xxSwanPrincessxx: wait, so the ginger chick? Or the rugged woodsman looking dude?
xxWhitePrincessxx: both.
xxQueenofHeartsxx: ok, so the dude, I have no idea who the hell he is, but the woman is Zelena.
xxEvilRegalxx: and you know this, how mother?
xxQueenofHeartsxx: she's your sister.
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RandomWhen Regina gets Emma's number as well as other citizens of Storybrooke, what will their messages look like?
