[COMPLETED]
(This was written before Dan came out! I am in no way meaning to invalidate his sexuality, I love him to death!)
Based on Dan's video, "Would you date THE REAL Dan?" but it takes a twist.
Said video has since been deleted due to an user...
As soon as I wake up, which is about eleven in the morning, I message Dan.
I type something and hit send: 'sorry i fell asleep'
He replies almost instantly, 'thats okay i did too'
My fingers slowly type the next words I send to him, 'do u wanna meet up somewhere?'
This time it takes a second for him to reply, 'thats unbelievable but yeah im up for it'
I frown, typing back, 'why unbelievable?'
'bc ur pretty and i look like shrek in the pictures i put on here' I read Dan's response.
'fiona was pretty too' I send back.
'yeah then she got turned into an ogre how do u feel about that??' Dan asks.
'yes im SO scared of turning into an ogre' I scoff, rolling my eyes whilst hitting send.
'its not ogre' Dan sends, 'its never ogre' he sends another just a few seconds later.
'WAR FLASHBACKS IM BEING CYBERBULLIED THIS IS NOT OKAY DEACTIVATE YOUR LIFE' I shake my head to clear the thoughts of the chilling series I watched one night at three in the morning.
'my phone number is 202-555-0174' Dan simply sends back.
I add his contact to my phone as 'dan from tinder' and then send him a text through iMessage. I get one more text from Dan before I lock my phone and sit it down on the kitchen table.
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