RuPaul's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggitory

Text Me(17)

I decided to try a new style of writing, so these next few chapters will be a group chat between the queens. They'll also be quite happy and funny to distract us from the sad shit in this story before it gets deep again lmao. K? Love yaaaaa xo.

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Courtney🐨: hey
Trixie💅🏻: what's this?
Courtney🐨: a group chat. I figured we could talk to each other while finding Willam?
Adore🍕: party
Katya🇷🇺: привет, ублюдки! Что происходит?
Alaska🐴: no one can understand you Katya!
Katya🇷🇺: hi motherfuckers, what's going on?
Sharon👻: we're looking for willam!
Katya🇷🇺: no shit Sherlock!
Adore🍕: calm down Beyoncé!
Bianca👹: why am I here?
Adore🍕: why is she here?
Trixie💅🏻: you can help us find Willam, you're good at this sorta stuff
Alaskа🐴: adore, leave it
Bianca👹: good point
Sharon👻: right k.
Alaska🐴: wait... We're all in the same fucking room! Why are we texting each other?
Courtney🐨: why not?
Alaska🐴: party.
Adore🍕: kys lask.
Alaska🐴: no
Sharon👻: guys! We need to get ready and spilt up.
Katya🇷🇺: ^^
Bianca👹: guys I'm here...
Trixie💅🏻: where?
Bianca👹: at your fucking house! Let me in its cold, shit!
Adore🍕: why?
Alaska🐴: ADORE! Just go let her in.
Adore🍕: why?
Alaska🐴: because you're not helping yourself by being a stubborn bitch about it.
Adore🍕: k fine.
Courtney🐨: right k I'm getting dressed come on you lazy fuckers.
Katya🇷🇺: but the beds so WARM
Katya🇷🇺: TRIXIE! Gimme back my duvet!
Trixie💅🏻: Get. Up.
Katya🇷🇺: K FINE
Sharon👻: what are Trixie and Katya doing? Can I not piss is peace?!
Alaska🐴: they're fighting. Katyas naked. Trixies chasing her with shorts.
Sharon👻: KATYA GET SOME CLOTHES ON! THE ONLY DICK LASKY SHOULD SEE IS MINE!
Alaska🐴: o
Courtney🐨:^^^
Trixie💅🏻: ^^
Katya🇷🇺: k fine that was tmi.
Sharon👻: soz
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Adore walked down the stairs in her underwear and reluctantly opened the front door. Bianca looked up from her phone and a faint smile fell on her face.
"You look cute in your underwear." Adore rolled her eyes and opened the door wider so Bianca could step in. A flicker of anger fell on Biancas face.
"Look, I apologised. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to! It was an accident!"
"Oh what, did you accidentally fall on top of Willam? And did your lips accidentally touch? And did you accidentally not realise until I was standing right in front of you?"
"Adore I'm sorry!" She threw herself onto a chair and adore turned round and leaned on the counter, her hands in a fists.
"Sorry doesn't cut it this time Bianca." She said quietly. Squeezing her fists and counting to ten.
Courtney🐨: they're yelling about Willam...
Trixie💅🏻: it's okay court, we'll find him.
Adore🍕: CAN I NOT TALK TO BIANCA FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT ONE OF YOU GETTING HARRASED?
Alaska🐴: nope
Trixie💅🏻: American apparently not
Alaska🐴: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
Bianca👹: GUYS
Katya🇷🇺: soz
Adore🍕: are you all clothed now can I come up?
Courtney🐨: yep
Trixie💅🏻: yeh
Katya🇷🇺: mmhmm
Alaska🐴: yeah
Sharon👻: yees
Bianca👹: k good we're coming up.
Adore🍕: can we go look for Willam now?
Courtney🐨: please?
Sharon👻: yeah! Let's split up. Me and Lasky will go look in the mall, adore, Bianca and Courtney take the forest and Trixie and Katya take the square and Main Street? Sharon👻: Good?
Katya🇷🇺: yeh! Lets-a-go!
Alaska🐴: once again... WE ARE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM! But k sure that's fine with me.
Adore🍕: boohoo lask. Can't you two have Bianca?
Sharon👻: nope, you two need to talk through your problems.
Adore🍕: fine. I'm done playing nice Bianca...
Katya🇷🇺: adore you never played nice in the first place. You're nice if you want. You couldn't give two shits if people hate you.
Bianca👹: k
Adore🍕: tru
~10 minutes later~
Trixie💅🏻: I'm cold. Katya I'm cold.
Katya🇷🇺: so? Shoulda brought a coat! It's November!
Trixie💅🏻: bish
Courtney🐨: I'm cold too. Can I have a hug adore? I'm cold.
Adore🍕: course you can babe!
Courtney🐨: fuck you give good hugs.
Adore🍕: only for you ;)
Trixie💅🏻: oooo ;);););)
Bianca👹: mmm :/
Katya🇷🇺: I bet Sharon and Alaska have stopped for sex.
Trixie💅🏻: probably.
Adore🍕: sounds right.
Bianca👹: true dat
Alaska🐴: sounds like them.
Trixie💅🏻: wait- what?
Alaska🐴: kidding.
Sharon👻: we had to go back, I lost my phone.
Adore🍕: dick
Sharon👻: slut.
Adore🍕: tell me something I don't know.
Sharon👻: wouldn't it be quicker to tell you the things you do know?
Alaska🐴: OOO
Katya🇷🇺: BURNNNN
Trixie💅🏻: that's gotta hurt.
Bianca👹: it's fine, you can read adore all you want, she's not gonna know you did it.
Adore🍕: OH I GET IT!!! Bitch
Adore🍕: also fuck you, cunt. At least I don't cheat and blame it on the other person.
Alaska🐴: I stg adore...
Sharon👻: finally hehe
Bianca👹: don't punch me!
Alaska🐴: you deserved it Bianca tbh lol. And it's only adore, she couldn't hurt a fly if she tried!
Adore🍕: I hate you all!
Courtney🐨: guys..
Katya🇷🇺: yeh?
Courtney🐨: We found Willam...
Adore🍕: kinda...
Bianca👹: wait... Where are you guys? IMLOSTHELPME
Sharon👻: what do you mean 'kinda'?
Alaska🐴: ^^^
Trixie💅🏻: I have a bad feeling.
Courtney🐨: all his stuffs here, but he's not..
Katya🇷🇺: where are you? We're coming to find you!
Adore🍕: We're literally right in the middle of the forest, next to the post.
Bianca👹: hold up! We're coming!