Happy Birthday!

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You got your phone out lazily and logged into Instagram. A notification popped up on your screen making you remember this important date.

"Holy shit, It's Marshall's birthday!" You yelled with wide eyes making the peacefully sleeping dog beside you jump awake. You quickly got on messages and texted Marshall as soon as you could.

You:
Never could forget this day broski, HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!!! Wishing you the best asshole ;)

You sent the text and started laughing at your childish behavior. A few moments later your phone dinged and you just couldn't wait to hear what the rap god had to say to you.

Marshall:
Thanks bitch. How about you don't call me an old man :/

You smirked and roll your eyes. You and him like to play a name calling game. It's very interesting and will always make you smile.

You:
Your getting older every year just like me. What's so wrong about enjoying it?Your only gonna get one year to be 44 :)

Marshall:
I guess your right, old lady. Enjoy your once in a lifetime day.

You:
You too, old man.

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