Author's note --back on Wattpad and just realized how popular this was, so I felt obligated tocontinue it. I'm now using an account linked to my fb instead and just startedsomething completely different, so if you like my stuff I'll leave a link inthe comments It's been 8 years though so my writing is very different.-- Author's note
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The next day I woke up to find a note on my nightstand next to a strange leather tome. The letter seemed like a pain and the tome was cooler so I obviously grabbed that first. I flipped through it, but it was empty except for a drawing of a porcupine wearing a suit of armor on the second to last page (Well.......... I think that's what it was.......... Now that I think of it might have been one of those practice sketches people do of fruit bowls.... Anyway it was a pretty terrible picture.). I put my hand on it hoping for something to happen and was rewarded with a telepathic message from the self-proclaimed angel of death.
"Hey kid, I forgot to give you the painkillers. My wife said I should do something to thank you though since I might have been trapped for a few hundred years again if you hadn't shown up. I told her it was your fault to begin with, but she didn't believe me. Anyway, I left you a little something; special magic you can use even without unsealing yourself!!!!! I should warn you; it's absolutely terrifying magic, even I might have trouble against someone that has something like that. BTW you should be ashamed you opened the tome first...... expecting something?!?! Kids these days and their short attention spans....." He continued for a few minutes before I used a candle to burn the tome in exasperation (Did he pull an all-nighter leaving that ridiculous message just to annoy me?!?! Where did he find so much time in a single night!!!!). I had to admit though, I was really excited. I couldn't wait to see what Ken thought about magic that even the angel of death found horrifying.
I turned my attention to the envelope on my desk and opened it to find the most shocking site I had seen in my life. It was another drawing; this time it was of myself with two heads posing in a speedo....... My mind went completely blank for a moment and I simply didn't know how to react..... Am I really supposed to touch that thing to get the message or spell...... How did the art quality improve so much out of nowhere...... It was so well drawn, I had no choice but to call it good, but doing so just felt so... so wrong. I eventually got over it and touched the drawing's second head. I was rewarded with a voice "Here's the spell, I can't talk much because the drawing can only hold so much information. BTW the last picture was actually a unicycle riding a bear..... I know it wasn't that good, but I've improved see?!?!" Then his voice faded away and information slowly entered my brain.
-LEGENDARY GOD CLASS SUPER MAGIC- original spell name: Igrit Infernus Opulum Refus.
Bonus effect- spell can be used regardless of caster's current magical power supply
Description- Magic created by the vilest being ever to walk Hell. It is a spell that would make even the Devil shiver and gods run away in fear!!!!
Warning Note- this magic does not discriminate between friend or foe and should be used only in the most serious of situations. If the spell fails in destroying its target, the target will likely enter an enraged state.
Requirements- One Refus with which to Infernus Opulum
You don't have to listen to this next part, it is just an unnecessary translation.
Translated spell name: Assault of the Infinite Undying Gnomes
Translated Description- One gnome becomes many gnomes..... fast...... for up to one hour......
Translated Warning-If you survive you'll probably wish you hadn't
Translated Requirements- One gnome to clone.......
After receiving the spell I took a moment to stare despondently out the window before preparing to go to school. (Sigh..... at least I have a gnome I suppose............ but will this really be ok?!?!)
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Teen FictionHigh school is always tough, but who cares about you; it's a lot tougher if you're school happens to be in Hell. It's even worse when you're the only one who can't use magic. Oh and there's a gnome.
