Funny quotes and comebacks

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The good: your wife isn't talking to you.
The bad: she wants a divorce
The ugly: she's a lawyer


The good: your son is finally maturing
The bad: He's getting involved with the women next door.
The ugly: so are you


The good: your son studies alot in his room
The bad: you find porn in there
The ugly; you're in it


The good: you start telling your daughter about sex
The bad: she interrupts you
The ugly: with corrections

The good: you and your husband agree no more kids
The bad you can't find the birth control pills
The ugly: your daughter borrows them

The good: your husband understands fashion
The bad: he is a cross dresser
The ugly: he looks better than you

The good: the post man's early
The bad:he's carrying a AK47
The ugly: you gave him nothing for christmas

Sorry it's so short but therre aren't that many of these jokes that are actually funny. And new announcement! I will be taking requests now! just comment on what you want!

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Cast

Tyler Perryas Madea
Will Smithas Agent Jay

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