My crazy school

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Yes these are actually things you can do at my school and nobody looks at you like your mental and things that have actally happened. LOOK AT THE VIDEO ON THE SIDE! This is a what the mass media department made for their graduation in 2010 (aka the year my brother graduated from the school I go to now)

1.) sit on top of the lockers while playing a guitar sing anything from a camp fire song to the blues 

2.)listen to your principle play in his rock band 

3.) Wear a leotard or really short shorts and get away with it if "you have african, modern, or jazz dance class" 

4.) record a video of a science expirement exploding on your teacher and get away with it 

5.) Have your spanish teacher gather class around his computer and make you watch a video of 300 on youtube then sit you back down and say "Okay if any of you piss me off, we'll go outside, dig a hole, and have everybody watch us while I pish you in yelling: ThIS. IS. SPANISH!!! 

6.)Walk down the hallway and here the police officer say "ooh wa wa" into the microphone for no reason 

7.) Have a dance competition in the caferteria on top of the table without getting in trouble 

8.) Have celebrities (mainly dancers...) visit the school 

9.) HAVE A KID PEE INSIDE OF THE VENDING MACHINE WHILE A SECURITY CAMERA RECORDS HIM 

10.)Will a teacher steal another teacher's shoes and run around the outside of the building with them when the school is evacuated and rumored to be on fire. 

11.)Will your art history teacher call the whole class extra credit whores, or say "i dont know why anyone would want to marry me, im a b****" 

12.)Can you ask a teacher if you can skip class and they say,"No but you can go to the bathroom for half an hour." 

13.)Will a teacher say this, "I don't care if you're a hippe, but if you're fat and naked, GET OUT OF MY FACE! 

14.)You can gamble, the principal walk in, see its only pennies and say "as long as its not bills." 

15.) Can you allow yourself to be put In the trash can head first for 5 bucks in front of s Ssb and the sub says, "Are you serious? Thats worth like 10" 

16.)will a teacher tell you "you drive me crazy, no wonder i do crack on the weekends" 

17.)will the school officer dress up with pig ears and nose for the student teacher volleyball match 

18.)we dont have fights, we have dance battles! 

19.)you can find a huge desk in the middle of da hallway called the "Big Banana". 

20.)will your geometry teacher constantly say...'GREAT GIBBLYY WIBBLYY' or 'ANYONE HAVE ANY SKISSORS' or 'I MAY BE UGLY BUT IM NOT DUMB' every. single. class 

21.)Will a teacher say niggas and call the white kids snowflakes 

22.)the principal make tornado sounds during an actual tornado or drill or start quoting the wizard of Oz 

23.)do you not have fights no matter how many times you yell beat her ***

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