OK, this one is horrible, but I think it's funny. I wrote it in 9th grade. I suck at rhyming. Hope you find it humorous.
(1st stanza)
Yo mama so fat,
She shook the earth and woke God!
Her feet stumbled clumsily,
And the whole world turned sideways!
(2nd stanza)
Yo mama so gorgeous,
Mirrors broke when her reflection caught,
Because they were unable to handle her beautiness!
When she strutted by,
All people could do was gaze a lot!
(3rd stanza)
Yo mama so dang fine,
All the yo papa's will be goin' "Hands off! She's mine!"
(4th stanza)
In the end I learn that my mama's the best there is,
Due to the fact that me and my sissy's are her kids!
YOU ARE READING
My Words By Audrey B. Holley
RandomI'm spilling my insides. Perhaps, you feel the same. A heart that wishes to harmonize. Feelings that roll around. How outcasts are wrong...all because of a shirt. A lonely world. Note to reader: I add in whatever is on my mind, so this is incomplete...