Rammstein's Zwölf Tage von Weinachten!
(I know most of the lines don't fit the meter-poetry just ain't my forte.)
All: On the first day of Christmas, Pilgrim gave to me...
Till: Benzin and a blazing roadie!
All:2nd day: Olli: Two crates of Jager...
All: 3rd day: Richard: Three gallons of black nail polish...
All: 4th day: Doom: Ursula von der Leyen's head on a platter...
All: 5th day: Flake: An improved accident insurance plan, but ESPECIALLY for me....
All: 6th day: Paul: Six dildos-in-a-special-limited-edition-box-set.
All: 7th day: Richard: Seven groupies groping...
All: 8th day: Flake: Eight Segways rolling...
Till: NO!
Flake: Er, I mean, eight treadmills, uh, treading...
All: 9th day: Olli: Nine phallic foam cannons spurting...
All: 10th day: Paul: Ten pairs of really tight latex short-shorts...
All: 11th day: Doom: Eleven drummers drumming (or one really GOOD one, which would be ME...).
All: 12th day: Till: -A fully operational torture chamber, with iron maiden, a suspension cage, a selection of floggers, barbed wire, needles, pliers, dull saws-and a St. Andrew's cross! Oh! And a stainless steel codpiece!
Flake: Till...
Till: And chocolate! Lots of chocolate! And a new stage costume, XXXL (for after the chocolate)...
Richard: Till...
Till: And a tub of that antiseptic goo for piercings, and, umm...247 more hair nets...oh, ja! A new flame thrower-a really BIG one, one that'll singe the eyebrows right off the people in the second balcony!
Olli: Till...
Till: ...And a gift certificate for that bordello we filmed 'Pussy' in...
Paul: TILL!!!! Sheesh! Greedy much?
Till: Mehr! Veil mehr! Noch mehr!
Doom: Calm down, big fella...just finish the song and we'll take you to see Father Christmas.
Till: Schon!
All: ....Benzin and a blazing ro-ho-diiieeee!!!
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