𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄. ✧ 𝘻𝘪𝘢𝘮

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zayn: I hate you

zayn: I hate you

zayn: I hate you

zayn: it's 12:32 and I hate you

zayn: it's 12:33 and I still hate you

zayn: ok I don't actually hate you but I'm having a moment right now

zayn: so yeah I hate you

zayn: but you can still fcking reply to me dammit

zayn: love me liam wtf

liam: I do love you

zayn: whatever fcking liar

liam: it's too earlyyyyy 4 this

zayn: it's 12 in the afternoon smh

liam: whyyyy aren't u home??? I'm sick and ur not here to take care of me :((

zayn: you're hungover

zayn: it's not my fault you wanna come home at 4 in the fcking morning drunk off your asss 🙄

liam: come backk homeee pls

zayn: I'm angry at you

liam: what did i do tho

zayn: you know what you did

liam: tht was only a jokeee

liam: like hell I'd let that guy go anywhere nearrrr u againnnn

zayn: ok liam

liam: did u really thinkk id agree to tht with him??? I fcking hate that guy

liam: I like his music but I don't like himmmm

zayn: lmao

liam: it's trueee

zayn: how'd you even meet him? why would you even go up to him?

liam: cause justin fcking knows everybodyyyy

liam: he came overrrr to say hi to justin nd Andy got allll excited to meet him, acting likee a fcking fan girl "oooh it's drake Liam I have to fcking meet him"

liam: I only said what's up to the guyy and gave him a handshake and u know the worst part ??? He didnt even know who I was :( like he knew I was from "that British boyband" but he didn't know which one I wasssss

liam: so I told him I was liam payne and he just nodsss his head which means he still probly didnt know who I was but whateverrrr cause after tht I told him "nice to finally meet u meek"

liam: lol

zayn: LIAM WTF NO HOU DIDNT STOP

liam: i did but he just laughed and then I laughedddd and idk why I asked for a pic tho, I was probly too drunk and I just wanted to make u laugh

zayn: that didn't make me laugh wtf

liam: yeah well excuse my drunk selffff ok

zayn: well im glad you had fun

liam: I should've just stayed home and fcked u

liam: I still haven't seen ur surprise :(((

zayn: it's too late now, you're not getting anything lmao

liam: nooooo I want the surprise

zayn: no the surprise is no more

liam: there was neverrr a surprise was theree??

zayn: 😊😊😊😊

zayn: nah it was just an excuse to make you stay home with me and not go out but it didn't work so whatever.

liam: dammit wtf

zayn: we could've fcked all night too, I was feeling extra energetic last night

liam: stoppp zaynnnn

zayn: what? I'm just saying

zayn: we could've totally made it like five rounds last night or something

liam: ur lyingggg

liam: ur stamina suckssss

zayn: shut up liam

zayn: when are you getting out of bed?

liam: neverrr if u get home right now we can stay in bed all day ;)

zayn: no wtf

zayn: you need to get up and come over to justin's so you can get your suit for tomorrow liam.

liam: ughhhh I don't wanna get out of bed tho

zayn: now liam

liam: what do I gettttt if I get up ???

zayn: nothing dumbasss you have to come now

liam: fine but onlyyyy if u promise to suck myyyy diick

zayn: sure when we get home after

liam: no u suck my diick there at justins in there cool bathrooom

zayn: smh

liam: u shake ur head too much why don't u comeeee shake my headdd for a changeee??

zayn: fck you wtf ??? Lmao 😂

liam: not my noggin headdd I'm talkinggg bout my diick

zayn: I know what you fcking meant liam lmao that was just so fcking stupid

liam: whateverrrr

liam: u gonna suck my diick or nah

zayn: yes now hurry the fck up and get here. I'm tired of being alone with these two.

liam: alrightttt I'll be there soon, just need to take a showerrrr lmao

liam: love u 😘 see u soon 😜😜😜

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