[so much cringe beware!!]
- BOOK 2
liam: hey what's up... its been a whileeee
zayn: just fuck off mate
or the one where liam's trying to gain zayn's love back, but it's proven a challenge for him when zayn continues to decline every offer.
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[ NEW MESSAGE FROM: @zaynmalik ]
zaynmalik: ok but if you told me 3 yrs ago that I'd be all over liam payne's Instagram, I would not believe that one bit.
fakeliampayne: lucky youuuu eh ;)
zaynmalik: yeah yeah whatevs
zaynmalik: it isn't even all that tbh
fakeliampayne:whatever dont act like ur fanboy heart is beating rapidly right nowwww 😏
zaynmalik: shut up liam leave my fanboy heart alone. of course it's going crazy right now
fakeliampayne: haha cutieeee ur probs about to have like a heart on
zaynmalik: *hard on geez liam get ur spelling right babes
fakeliampayne: ok excuseeee u I did not misspell that word I legit meant heart on
zaynmalik: wtf is that???
fakeliampayne: u know like hard on but with ur heart so heart on
fakeliampayne: a heart boner
zaynmalik: you're so weird
fakeliampayne: oh oh I know l
fakeliampayne: an affection erectionnnnn
zaynmalik: what even is that lmao
fakeliampayne: it's likee when ur all excited so u get an erection down there but this time it's like ur heart gets all excited so u have an affection erectionnnn
zaynmalik: lmao
fakeliampayne: only I can give u affection erections ok
fakeliampayne: andd regular erections also
zaynmalik: yes sir 🙄
fakeliampayne: damn right
fakeliampayne: when are u coming backkkk
zaynmalik: I left an hour ago li, it's probably going to take the whole day. they have a lot of models I have to photograph 😳
fakeliampayne: I miss u already tho
zaynmalik: stop you're making me blush and smile all big and people are staring at me like I'm crazy
fakeliampayne: good if they think ur crazy they won't try to chat u up ;)
zaynmalik: some people like crazy though
fakeliampayne: don't tell me tht ))))):
fakeliampayne: do I have to go over there then hmm
zaynmalik: chill liam payne
fakeliampayne: don't act like u don't like when I get all possessive of u
zaynmalik: don't even
fakeliampayne: u love when daddy's possessive of u eh 😏😏😏😉
zaynmalik: lIAM I AM AT WORK YOU CANT DO THAT NOW STOP IT
fakeliampayne: daddy misses his baby boy
zaynmalik: stop it right now liam payne
fakeliampayne: daddy wishes u were here right now
zaynmalik: don't start
fakeliampayne: daddy needs ur pretty mouth baby boy
zaynmalik: ok byE BYE I GTG
fakeliampayne: don't leave baby boy
fakeliampayne: I was just about to send u a naughty photo 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😏
