[so much cringe beware!!]
- BOOK 2
liam: hey what's up... its been a whileeee
zayn: just fuck off mate
or the one where liam's trying to gain zayn's love back, but it's proven a challenge for him when zayn continues to decline every offer.
niall: shouldn't your boyfriend already have your number ??
niall: and I haven't even seen him since last month I was in LA rude much 🙄
zayn: what the fukc horan
zayn: not my boyfriend liam !! your fukcing band mate liam dumbasss
niall: oh okay see that makes sense
niall: so many fukcing Liam's mate ! It's not even a cool name ha
niall: also wtf I didn't even give him your number though
niall: he kept asking all these questions about you yeah but that's it ?? He didn't even ask me for your number
zayn: he said he stole your phone when y'all hung out last
zayn: how can you not realize your phone was missing ??
niall: oH sorry I'm not addicted to me fuckingg phone and have t have it on me at all times
niall: besides j was over so I didn't really need my phone tbh
zayn: well thanks to you he's been texting me
niall: huh how cute it's about time eh ?
zayn: no not about time niall ! It's been too long already
niall: but you still love him sooo
zayn: no I don't shut up
niall: um it's obvious you do
zayn: how the fukc could it be obvious when I'm not in love with him still ?
niall: it just is
niall: if you don't believe me then you'll deffo believe juju
niall: hold on let me add him in the gc
zayn: juju ? I'm throwing up right now
zayn: and why the fukc do you always have to add in justin ?? fukcing shit you're obsessed with each other
[ niall added juju😍🍆🍆❤️to the conversation ]
zayn: I'm surprised his contact name is actually decent niall
niall: nah it used to be something inappropriate but me brother saw it when I added j in a group chat with us ha ha
niall: justin made me change it cause greg kept looking at him weirdly 🙄🙄
niall: where the hell is he ??
zayn: you don't know where your boyfriend is? shocker
niall: shut up zayn
niall: he's probably still sleeping his plane didn't get to LA till 3AM poor baby
zayn: alright niall
zayn: hate to be the one to tell you this but
zayn: justin is in my shower
zayn: we just got done fukcing
niall: FUJC YOI NOT COOL MALIK
zayn: bomb dickk you're lucky mate 👌🏽💯💯
niall: SHUT UP STOP
niall: JUSTIN WAKE THE TUKC UP
zayn: hAHA HA HA HA HA 😂
zayn:
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zayn: ^^^^^ accurate af
niall: FUKC YOU ZAYN SEE IF I GO VISIT YU EVER AGAIN
juju😍🍆🍆❤️: haha nice one 😂😂
niall: nice one ?? NO no he almost gave me a heart attack j wtf get angry at him
zayn: ok chill mr over dramatic
niall: shut up zayn you're so rude to me
niall: threesome is now officially OFF THE TABLE
juju😍🍆🍆❤️: woah when was this threesome happening?
zayn: wtf don't play with me like that niall
niall: never now babe
niall: shut up zayn we need to get back to the important shittt
niall: j baby please inform zayn malik how obvious it is that he's in love with liam
zayn: not obvious at all cause it isn't true
juju😍🍆🍆❤️: wait wait you're already in love with him ?? You've been dating like a month
niall: no baby not now liam !! payno liam
zayn: ugh stop
juju😍🍆🍆❤️: oh
juju😍🍆🍆❤️: yeah no it's obvious
niall: hA what'd I tell you @ zayn malik ?? 😏
zayn: shut up I'm leaving bye
[ zayn has left the conversation ]
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alright some of you guys didn't particularly like liam hemsworth as zayn's bf soooo that is why one last time I'll ask you guys to vote
either liam hemsworth or
drake
just comment which guy you'd like zayn to date alright ? :) and if it does change then I already have it planned how zayn will meet drake/break up with liam h. :)
