Miley Cyrus: It's my money gonna spend it on gum. It's my career I can do a shark jump.
It's my jaw and I can wire it shut. I can read gersbermps they're ma ferverite berks. Dead cats and dirty dishes everywhere. Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there. I'm just came to shame my mother. Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now. Tryin' to be a poorman's Gaga (GAGA). Or an albino Rihanna (EH EH). Now I'm dating a french guy made outta french fries.
Nom nom nom nom nom. I look just like tweety. If he was slutty. Gonna give my Daddy An achy breaky heart attack
Billy Ray Cyrus: Sweet Niblets.
Miley: This is my butt, This is my cooch. And I wont stop chewin' my gum. Tryin' extra hard to be edgy. It's my middle finger to Disney. Freaky hand chop. Pepto bismol This is my musical cry for help. Can't buy a clue with all this wealth. No bones. It's my booty I can put it on stuff. It's my booty I can drag it on the rug. It's my booty I can put it on Doug. I can put it on a Pug or all of the above. I could try be classy, but what for? I want to get my face on Mt. Slutmore. Remember only god can judge ya, unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya. Tryin' to look sexy but it's just sad Is this an American Apparel Ad? I'm not anorexic, Just replaced breakfast with crack.
Billy: Now Miley is asleep, Nobody make a peep. Ya'll get up on yer feet, I'm gonna show you a cool dance. Everybody clap, Take two steps back. I'll just latch on to her hit song. My wife gave birth to a cash machine. Sometimes she lets me be in her movies
Miley: Get out daddy or else I'm gonna pound you
Billy: Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you
For gettin' that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo
I heard you were dating a french dude
Where is he?
Miley: Stop Daddy!
Billy: I kill you bastard!
Miley: Stop Daddy!
Billy: Die!
Miley: He's my boyfriend I love him!
Billy: French fry guy!
Miley: I hate you!
Billy: USA!...Tasty
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
