"Call Us Larry" by Simplyspoons

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Harry: I left my band and had to go. It was called White Eskimo. Went to the X-Factor show and now you''re my best mate.

Louis: My name's Louis not Lewis. I like to sing to kiss went on X-Factor for kicks but now you're my bestmate. My hair was flowing Niall's braces showing Simon once recording where you think you're going Louis?

Both: We're One Direction.

Harry: And this is Harry.

Louis: And my name's Louis,

Both: So call us Larry. Yeah Taylor Swift was kind of scary but that's all over so call us Larry. We're One Direction.

Harry: And this is Harry.

Louis: And my name's Louis,

Both: So call us Larry. And all the other boys want to share me but you're my favourite so call us Larry.

Harry: One time you went to the mall and bought a cat and a dog. You gave me nothing at all but you're still my best mate.

Louis: You're smart you're nice and you're fun your direction is one and you don't my jokes a ton but your still my best mate. Your hair was flowing music vid by the ocean T Swift's eyes were glowing.

Harry: Taylor Swift was really crazy.

Both: We're One Direction.

Harry: And this is Harry.

Louis: And my name's Louis,

Both: So call us Larry. Yeah Taylor Swift was kind of scary but that's all over so call us Larry. We're One Direction.

Harry: And this is Harry.

Louis: And my name's Louis,

Both: So call us Larry. And all the other boys want to share me but you're my favourite so call us Larry. And some directioners like to ship us so bad. They ship us so bad. They ship us so so bad. We keep them open all the time they ship us so bad. And yes we know that theyship us so so bad

Louis: Bad, bad, bad, bad.

Harry: I want a girl like Katy Perry.

Louis: But my name's Louis

Both: So call us Larry. We're One Direction.

Harry: And this is Harry.

Louis: And my name's Louis,

Both: 

Both: So call us Larry. And all the other boys want to share me but you're my favourite so call us Larry. And some directioners like to ship us so bad. They ship us so bad. They ship us so so bad. Before you cam into my life I missed you so bad and you should know that so call us Larry.

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