"Listen Scorpion-"
"It's actually Scorpius sir-"
"Whatever, I don't want you to be getting any closer than friends to Rose."
"Oh sir! I would never do that of course! I mean she's great and all but she isn't my type."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM NOT YOUR TYPE?!"
"That's not what I meant! I-"
"I AM THE TYPE OF ALL TYPES"
"ARE YOU SAYING I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH?"
"I wasn't sayin-"
"WELL COME OVER HERE MALFOY AND I'LL TELL YOU THE CONSEQUENCE OF SAYING ROSE WEASLEY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"
Ron turned to Scorpius who was cowering behind Hermione. "Run."
And so he did.
BONUS
. . .
"So Scorp how did your day go at the Weasley's place?"
"It was... a new experience."
"Really? What kind of experience?"
"It was the day I realized that I would never be able to escape an angry Rose."
"What happened?"
"She punched me."
"Did she really?"
"Yup, in the face."
"Ah, love at first punch."
"What?!"
"The Granger bloodline is always full of surprises."
"What?!"
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