"You guys I'm making new sleeping arrangements" you said to the assassins who slightly paid attention
"Why?" Edward asked
"Yeah I like my room" Arno said
"Yeah well (bf/n) is moving in so your room will now be hers" you said and Arno huffed
"So what are the new arrangements?" Altair asked
"Well there's the two down here and the two upstairs so.." You thought for a minute.
"Altair and Desmond's room will stay the same and-"
"HEY!" your bestie said bursting through the door
"Hey, as I was saying I think Ezio and Edward will stay on the room down the hall-"
"(Name)?" Your best friend said behind you.
"What?" You asked
She started to whisper in your ear "I think Edward and I should share a room"
"Really?" You asked "but he's... You know"
"Who?" The guys asked in sync
"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaa-"
"Ooookaaaaay " you said cutting her off
"Yes! Thank you!" She said and hugged you.
"Yeah yeah- wait, but that means I'm hoping to have to share too" you said
Your bestie agreed "that would make the most room"
"I'll share with you!" Arno suggested
"No I am" Ezio said
"No way you just got here you don't get special privileges " Arno said to Ezio
"I've been here longer you idiota and I do get special privileges" Ezio replied and smiled
"Hey shut up its not going to be either of you" you said and they looked at you shocked
"Why not?" They asked
"Because she wants to share with me" Altair said and stood the walked over and put an arm around you
"He's the biggest pervert of all of us!" Ezio and Desmond said in sync
"I think we should have some sort of competition over this" Jacob suggested
"No"
"It's a good idea actually" you bestie said
"And how would we do that ?" You asked her
She tapped her chin before deciding "how about every guy who wants to share with you gets to stay one night in your room, and who ever hmmm, behaves the best I guess? I don't know just whoever you pick wins" she said
"Hmmm" you thought to yourself then grinned "who wants to go first?"
"Me!" Jacob, Arno and Ezio said at once
"I'm guessing I'm sharing with you aren't I?" Edward asked your bestie putting his arms around her
"Yep" you said with a big smile
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
You looked at Arno and Ezio playing a game
Ezio paper and Arno rock
"I win" Ezio said
"No rock tears paper" Arno said
"But that's not the rules of the game" Ezio stated
"You guys, neither of you are going first" you said and they looked at you pointing at Altair
"No I'm not going first" Altair stated
"Why?" You asked
"Because you're going to pick me, I'm clearly your favorite.... So I want to be last" he said
"Then I'm definitely first" Ezio said
"Nope, it's Jacob" you said
"WHAT!" Ezio and Arno exclaimed
"He hasn't been bothering me like you two"
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Living With Assassins *One Shots*
FanfictionEveryone enjoys some good ol' Assassin's Creed. Started off as one shots kinda fell into a really cheesy, terrible written story with random episodes I guess A house full of assassins.. All of them
